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    Default Attack of the Giant Naked Celebrity!

    This started as a joke in the staff area of MT. But....

    For yuks...

    If you were attacked by a naked celebrity, what technique would you use, and why?

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    Depends on the who the celebrity is...I mean, I might have to take it to the ground with some grappling XD
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    Male celeb.. well Squeezing the Peach of course and depending on the celeb.. would depend on how far the tec went.. *I didn't just say that~!!*

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    It depends on the gender and how they are attacking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parkerkarate
    It depends on the gender and how they are attacking.
    Ditto!
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    I would say the red head (now blond from that 70's show.
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    that would depend, if i was being attacked by Salma Hayek or Gary Busey, it would be very different.

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    If it was Chalise Theron, Denise Richards or Salma Hayek I would lie back and let them do their worst, possibly even help. If it was anyone with a penis I woudl run very very fast.
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    Default Re: Attack of the Giant Naked Celebrity!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Broad
    If it was Chalise Theron, Denise Richards or Salma Hayek .....
    Oh....geeeze....
    If it were these ladies (((GOOD TASTE Rob!!!))) I'd have to say "Dance of Death"....but it'd stop right after the 'drop'....

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    My wife would even give me permission with Chalise Theron. Probably because she knows it could just never happen.
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    This was a fun thread, and we have lot of new people so lets see what everyone's answers are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Hubbard
    If you were attacked by a naked celebrity, what technique would you use, and why?
    Only one technique gonna make that happen...



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    I would let them beat me up then litigate-

    OK seriously now:

    I would let them beat me up then litigate- Unless it was Tracy Ullman, then I would destroy her
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    Matthew McConaghey. Spiralling Twig, but I wouldn't bother getting out of it. I'd just lean back and sway a little.

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    ^^

    Like you answer LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackcatbonz
    that would depend, if i was being attacked by Salma Hayek or Gary Busey, it would be very different.
    I got your back with Selma. You can take Gary.

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    Hmm well if she is cute then maybe rolling bears, but then I would be black and blue from the tech the wife would do to me. Death from frying pan, or umbrella beat down LOL
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    Well, if it were Jennifer Lopez, then I would have to invent a technique on the spot, say..."Burying Weasel" or "Embracing the Beaver" , However, I think that if it were, say, John Goodman, then the old standby "Run Like a Maniac" technique would come into play.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danjo
    Well, if it were Jennifer Lopez, then I would have to invent a technique on the spot, say..."Burying Weasel" or "Embracing the Beaver" , However.
    Okay, now that's just rude.

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