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    Default Re: Attack of the Giant Naked Celebrity!

    If it were Josh Groban or Michael Buble, I'd just stay in my zone of sanctuary and watch them "dance" around. Maybe let them begin the attack of escaping ram...



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    Okay so it is Roseanne Barr coming at you, what do you do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Broad View Post
    Okay so it is Roseanne Barr coming at you, what do you do?
    close my eyes and pucker up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Broad View Post
    Okay so it is Roseanne Barr coming at you, what do you do?
    Throw a bag of Cheetos at her and run away in a zig-zag pattern, preferably uphill.
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    Make certain that I am not between her and the buffet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Hubbard View Post
    Make certain that I am not between her and the buffet?
    Bob, c'mon now.....you are the buffet.

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    The Jello would not be the only thing jiggling as she charged that buffet.
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    wow.......crazy visual <shudder>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Broad View Post
    Okay so it is Roseanne Barr coming at you, what do you do?
    Umm...marry her, star in a crappy TV Show and go into rehab?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danjo View Post
    Umm...marry her, star in a crappy TV Show and go into rehab?
    hahahahahahaha

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    So I'm very late to finding this post, but here is my 2 cents:

    Jessica Biel ...... Rare naked choke. Well maybe not the choke, but the rest of the technique
    "Fear is the true opiate of combat."

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    When I said I was a role player, I didn't mean it like that. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Hubbard View Post
    When I said I was a role player, I didn't mean it like that. lol
    It's always the fine print that I overlook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Hubbard View Post
    When I said I was a role player, I didn't mean it like that. lol
    Ok then, roll for wisdom check (to make sure you unsderstand how dangerous the situation is).

    Roll percentile for paralysis (to see if you are see if that fight or flight kicks in).

    Roll a Constitution check (to see how long you can keep running).

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    Oh crap. I rolled a 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Hubbard View Post
    Oh crap. I rolled a 1

    Been nice knowing y'all.
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