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    Default I couldn't leave this one alone

    Have you read the latest Black Belt Magaziine? There is an ad selling Parker Kenpo training tapes. They will send you your black Belt certification when you buy the tapes.

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    Wow!! Cool!! I'm all over that!!!
    I guess people will do anything for money

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    Well...it must be legit. Afterall, it's coming from a 29th degree black belt.
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    It wouldn't be offered by a particular American Indian would it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    It wouldn't be offered by a particular American Indian would it?


    You know I met a guy that said he trained under the one you speak of.
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    The lengths some people will go to. Amazing! That will be one black belted idiot!
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    There are saying's out there for those individuals, angel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sifuroy View Post
    Have you read the latest Black Belt Magaziine? There is an ad selling Parker Kenpo training tapes. They will send you your black Belt certification when you buy the tapes.

    Most respectfully,
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    I am sooo going to do that! I will feel so proud to have my certification of my correspondence school black belt. So proud!

    I'll put it next to the one I got for engine repair and plane piloting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi View Post


    You know I met a guy that said he trained under the one you speak of.
    Did you tell him that he didn't need to train if all he wanted was his black belt?

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    You mean to tell me that I do not have to get my butt kicked by Sifu DangeRuss to get a black belt... Where can I get that ad LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPK,Grasshopper View Post
    You mean to tell me that I do not have to get my butt kicked by Sifu DangeRuss to get a black belt... Where can I get that ad LOL

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    Hijack! Hijack!

    So what is the deal with "Dangeruss" is his given name Russ and he is dangerous?

    Just curious---

    Oh and back to the topic- Is this the first you all have heard of this? Those BB programs and stuff have been around as long as EBAY
    The above is just my opinion.

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    To quote Dianhsuhe "So what is the deal with "Dangeruss" is his given name Russ and he is dangerous"?
    He is DangeRuss and for the daring Captin my Captin I just hope you never find out how DangeRuss, (It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again)LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dianhsuhe View Post
    Hijack! Hijack!

    So what is the deal with "Dangeruss" is his given name Russ and he is dangerous?

    Just curious---

    Oh and back to the topic- Is this the first you all have heard of this? Those BB programs and stuff have been around as long as EBAY
    And even longer than that. I think the notable part is that the ad was run in Black Belt magazine. It's a mystery why a magazine with any repute would choose to run such an ad.

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    It's called...MONEY! Yes, advertisements pay money, money pays the people who print it!
    Yes, that ad has been there for a while. And it is easy to find the website using google...
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    Ummm....Grasshopper...that was just creepy. lol
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    I have always said that martial arts needs some type of governing board to stop junk like that from happening. The same goes for schools that hand out black belts like candy to children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seabrook View Post
    I have always said that martial arts needs some type of governing board to stop junk like that from happening. The same goes for schools that hand out black belts like candy to children.
    I started a thread way back on that very topic.

    Should MA be regulated by the gov't?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seabrook View Post
    I have always said that martial arts needs some type of governing board to stop junk like that from happening. The same goes for schools that hand out black belts like candy to children.
    Yep. The New World Order on a smaller scale. I'm sure with that one, you bet! Because, governing boards have a marked tendency to propogate themselves, just like the schools you so much dislike. They'd be in bed together so fast you'll wonder for a week why YOUR school is the one closed before you even know who did it. Heck fire, we're going socialist in everything else, why not the martial arts. Then, when your gov't (or governing board) aproved school tears up your joints you can get socialized health care (that should be good too) and then welfare when you can't work (we know that system builds responsible citizens)...

    Or we could all take responsibility for ourselves and let the idiots that only want the belt do their own thing.

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    That ad should be next to the old mail order brides for blackbelts. A 2 fer. Where were these things when I needed them.
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