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    I have one.

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    Shut up and train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfarnsworth
    Shut up and train.
    That's so sweet. A man of few words.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amylong
    That's so sweet. A man of few words.
    You try to dig so far into my humor bone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfarnsworth
    You try to dig so far into my humor bone.
    Everybody has one. It's just a matter of finding out what tickles it.
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    I do not tickle.
    Apparently you have not read my signature on MT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfarnsworth
    I do not tickle.
    Apparently you have not read my signature on MT?
    I don't.

    You can't get through life without amusement. You'd die. I'm sure of it.
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    I've managed so far in life a few more years won't hurt.

    Here's another one


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    An old buddy dropped by class tonight and dropped this one, "If it ain't 45 degrees it ain't kenpo."
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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    "less yackin, more smackin!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidCC
    "less yackin, more smackin!"
    This one amuses me.
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    Time to thump and bump

    Right and tight (for keeping your blocks close to your body)

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    The scariest one according to my students is, "Come here for a second I want to try something out."
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Broad
    The scariest one according to my students is, "Come here for a second I want to try something out."
    ROFL!

    That, and, "May I borrow you for a second?" (As long as you return me in the same condition you got me in.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Broad
    The scariest one according to my students is, "Come here for a second I want to try something out."
    I sympathize with them on that one.
    The test: "Will this work so that I can use it instinctively in vital combat against an opponent who is determined to prevent me from doing so, and who is striving to eliminate me by fair means or foul?" ~ Col. Rex Applegate

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    Tonights class was rather amusing.

    At one point I said, "It's Kenpo.....it's supposed to hurt."

    A new student said, "What's an Uke? Is that one of those things from Star Wars?" That really cracked me up.
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler
    Tonights class was rather amusing.

    At one point I said, "It's Kenpo.....it's supposed to hurt."

    A new student said, "What's an Uke? Is that one of those things from Star Wars?" That really cracked me up.
    I noticed that you changed your signature. I like it. It's funny.

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    I about lost it when he said that tonight...
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler
    Tonights class was rather amusing.

    At one point I said, "It's Kenpo.....it's supposed to hurt."

    A new student said, "What's an Uke? Is that one of those things from Star Wars?" That really cracked me up.
    Uke ... yeah they are really good a fixing droids. Right?


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    Roger, roger?
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