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    Default 12 Rules for Life

    A slightly humorous look at life's rules.
    (Originally posted at MT, I don't recall if this was an original or something I found somewhere else)

    Sometimes we just need to remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are:

    1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

    2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and
    it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

    3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are
    "I apologize" and "you are right."

    4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

    6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them.

    7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter one year
    from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"

    8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat
    crow while it's still warm.

    9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

    10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a
    bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

    11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you
    can't take it with you. Statistics show most people don't live to
    spend all they saved; some die even before they retire. Anything we have
    isn't really ours; It's on loan to us while we're here ...even
    our kids.

    12. And finally...Be really good to your family and/or friends. You
    never know when you are going to need them to empty your
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    Default Re: 12 Rules for Life

    So true, thanks Bob.

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    Default Re: 12 Rules for Life

    HAHAHA and thats the bottom line !
    "Mighty power like steel is our Kata and heritage which require a long time of practice and training. It is what men are seeking, just only for their self-respect and self-defense."

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    Wow, amazing I did #1 just yesterday... No I am not kidding- it turned out okay as far as I can tell, I wear a high and tight so it is all clippers for me which is tough to mess up---

    Crow tastes like chicken, I just add some caribbean Jerk sauce and it is not too bad.

    Great post Hubbard-

    happy memorial day KT folks!
    The above is just my opinion.

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    Never drink a quart of home-made black berry wine before you get into a fight.

    Actually the first fight was easy.

    It was the second one, after we started on the second quart of black berry wine.

    Dr. John M. La Tourrette

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