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    Default [joke] Where is God?

    A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were
    excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble
    and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their
    town, their sons were probably involved.

    They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been
    successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would
    speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them
    individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the
    morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the
    afternoon.

    The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger
    boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".

    They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting
    there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman
    repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?"
    Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised
    his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and
    bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

    The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and
    dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his
    older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

    The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG
    trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did
    it!"
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    Default Re: [joke] Where is God?

    I always laugh at that one, it reminds me of me and my best friend growing up.
    One summer, a neighbor had his car stolen. I had spent half the summer in Florida and the other half in Maine. Matt had spent the whole summer in St. Louis. Damn if they didn't try and pin it on us.......
    Just because you do something one way, does not mean that everyone else does it that way, or that it is even the correct way.

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