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    Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90.

    When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over immediately. The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, "Sarge, why'd you stop?"

    "You dumb rookie," replied the Sarge. "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."
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    Default Re: [joke] Redneck Troopers

    I read in the "Atlanta Journal and Constitution" that this actually happens quite a bit.
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." – Charles A. Beard

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    Default Re: [joke] Redneck Troopers

    I hope that it was also a joke in there! x_x
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    Default Re: [joke] Redneck Troopers

    Seriously, down south like that, a little thing like a state line wouldn't stop them....
    Just because you do something one way, does not mean that everyone else does it that way, or that it is even the correct way.

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    Default Re: [joke] Redneck Troopers

    ROFL. I was just joking. In reality, if the suspect crossed the state line he would simply have the GA state patrol on his butt as well as the AL patrol.
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    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." – Charles A. Beard

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    please oh please give us southerners a bit more credit than that y'all!!!
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by gimpat01
    please oh please give us southerners a bit more credit than that y'all!!!
    But we HAVE to pick on you....picking on blondes gets old after awhile
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    Quote Originally Posted by gimpat01
    please oh please give us southerners a bit more credit than that y'all!!!
    And as Jeff Foxworthy put it, "The southern accent does not instill the most confidence."
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Default Re: [joke] Redneck Troopers

    I've got relatives in Georgia. They complain about all the yankees moving down there alot. I sent them a "how to speak southern" book for christmas.

    They weren't impressed.
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    Ah do delare, Ya'll are just the silliest bunch of yahoo's Ah ever did see.

    BTW, I don't believe there is a "North." Why? Because it is SOUTH of Canada! LOL.

    Oh, and Gimp is a blonde so you basically double wammied her. ROFL
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    Default Re: [joke] Redneck Troopers

    See, I just can't tell any jokes anymore - someone is bound to get offended!!
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    Default Re: [joke] Redneck Troopers

    I would tell a joke or two, but I hate being suspended.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Default Re: [joke] Redneck Troopers

    Not to worry Miyu, I insult her regularly...I think she likes it! LOL.
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." – Charles A. Beard

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    Thats having your cake and eating it too!
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    Everyone together..."Can you feel the love tonight???"

    It does take a lot to offend me... CC should know, seeing as he tries on a regular basis. Let just not get started on his dancing capabilities... *throws up universal block to defend herself*

    Here's a joke for y'all (and yes, the proper spelling is Y'all -- you + all = Y'all, gosh Rob can't you spell anything?)

    What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy leans over?





    Doughnuts!

    (pls don't suspend me... it's the only half decent joke I know)
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
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    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Default Re: [joke] Redneck Troopers

    Quote Originally Posted by gimpat01
    Everyone together..."Can you feel the love tonight???"
    I'm married, I haven't felt the love since I said "I do"
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Don't let your wife see that!
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    Default Re: [joke] Redneck Troopers

    OMG, I misspelled Y'all! I'll be kicked out of the South for sure!

    ...and don't knock on my dancing skills. When executing the elbow drill simultaneously on both sides it makes for a pretty good country line dance. LOL.
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    Default Re: [joke] Redneck Troopers

    I'm with Miyu, Rob Broad... Don't let your wife read that or you'll Never feel the love again. Cold Shoulder, yes; Love, no.

    CC - you know I had to pick on you for something. We won't even go into Wade's dance. It's just scary !
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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