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    Default [joke] Cockroaches

    Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

    Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

    Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

    Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

    Customer: Iím moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.
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    Default Re: [joke] Cockroaches

    I lived there. The roaches and I came up with an agreement. I would turn on the light in the middle fo the night if I had to get up for anything, and they would get our of my way. We came to this agreement after I stepped on a roach one night and killed it. It was really sad the next day when I saw 6 other roaches carrying that one dead roach in its little funeral procession.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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