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    Default Things to do in Walmart when youre bored

    An oldie, but a goodie!

    Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet
    time:

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they
    aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in
    housewares ..... and see what happens.

    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
    invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
    you people just leave me alone?'

    9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your
    nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
    where the anti- depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
    "Mission Impossible" theme.

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
    size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
    position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    (And; last, but not least!)

    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then,
    yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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    Default Re: Things to do in Walmart when youre bored

    That is funny. Merry Christmas

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    My wife and I have to go tot wal-mart today to pick up a few things before christmas. Thanks for ideas. I just might try the alarm clock thing.
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    I laughed pretty hard at the TP one.

    I go to wally world and offer people a buy one get one free special on smacks.
    Just because you do something one way, does not mean that everyone else does it that way, or that it is even the correct way.

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    I had an ex who used to work cleaning crew at Kaufmans. According to her, the lack of TP never stopped anyone when they could use a $200 silk scarf. :/
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    Numbers 15, 14, 10, 8, 4, and 3 are pure genius
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    .....I'm ashamed to admit it, but.....I've done some of those. -heh
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    That is freaking great, ROFL!!!!
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    Oh, true confessions time, is it? OK I'll fess up to actually doing these:

    • Put a dozen cans of cat food in a cart, loudly read off the flavors, and questioned if they would be better over rice or pasta.

    • Asked clerks if they sell copies of the Holy Bible, because I'm about to commit a sin and will need to make some ammends later.

    • Used a fishing rod to thwack a compadre on the backside. It really hurts.

    • Stared at different flavors of Gatorade and wondered aloud what booze they would mix well with.

    • Asked the pharmacist if they have any free samples of anything.

    • Put a bag of garden fertilizer in the cart. When at the checkout line, held the bag up, pointed to it, and proclaimed "I know what's REALLY in there!"

    • Stacked up 6-8 boxes of Cheerios in a basket and said in a panicked voice "I can't believe they're going to stop making Cheerios!"


    Young and stupid.

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    Funny real funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carol Kaur View Post
    Oh, true confessions time, is it? OK I'll fess up to actually doing these:
    • Put a dozen cans of cat food in a cart, loudly read off the flavors, and questioned if they would be better over rice or pasta.
    • Asked clerks if they sell copies of the Holy Bible, because I'm about to commit a sin and will need to make some ammends later.
    • Used a fishing rod to thwack a compadre on the backside. It really hurts.
    • Stared at different flavors of Gatorade and wondered aloud what booze they would mix well with.
    • Asked the pharmacist if they have any free samples of anything.
    • Put a bag of garden fertilizer in the cart. When at the checkout line, held the bag up, pointed to it, and proclaimed "I know what's REALLY in there!"
    • Stacked up 6-8 boxes of Cheerios in a basket and said in a panicked voice "I can't believe they're going to stop making Cheerios!"

    Young and stupid.
    I'd like to go shopping with Carol!

    My wife was shopping with a male friend and his father. They were walking through the diaper isle when she picked up a box and said, "Does little Eric need some more?" "What are you talking about," he replied. "Our son!" "What son?" "You don't remember little Eric!" The little old ladies started talking and fingers were pointing.

    That Christmas she recieved a baby picture and a pair of shoes from the man's mother for little Eric.
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