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    Default General Excuses

    It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
    I'm building a pig from a kit.
    I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
    I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
    There's a disturbance in the Force.
    I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
    I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
    I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
    I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
    I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl.
    I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
    My crayons all melted together.
    I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
    I'm in training to be a household pest.
    I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
    My patent is pending.
    I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
    I'm sandblasting my oven.
    I'm worried about my vertical hold.
    I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
    I'm being deported.
    The grunion are running.
    I'll be looking for a parking space.
    My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
    The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
    I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
    I have to fluff my shower cap.
    I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
    I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
    I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
    My plot to take over the world is thickening.
    I have to fulfill my potential.
    I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
    It's too close to the turn of the century.
    I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
    My subconscious says no.
    I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
    I left my body in my other clothes.
    The last time I went, I never came back.
    I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
    I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
    None of my socks match.
    I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
    I'm having all my plants neutered.
    People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
    I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
    I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."
    I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
    My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
    I'm touring China with a wok band.
    My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
    I never go out on days that end in "Y."
    My mother would never let me hear the end of it.
    I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named
    Basil Metabolism.
    I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put
    it down.
    I'm too old/young for that stuff.
    I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
    I have too much guilt.
    There are important world issues that need worrying about.
    I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
    I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
    I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
    I feel a song coming on.
    I'm trying to be less popular.
    My bathroom tiles need grouting.
    I have to bleach my hare.
    I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
    I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
    You know how we psychos are.
    My favorite commercial is on TV.
    I have to study for a blood test.
    I'm going to be old someday.
    I've been traded to Cincinnati.
    I'm observing National Apathy Week.
    I have to rotate my crops.
    My uncle escaped again.
    I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
    I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
    I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
    I have to go to court for kitty littering.
    I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
    I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
    Having fun gives me prickly heat.
    I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.
    I have to jog my memory.
    My palm reader advised against it.
    My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
    I have to stay home and see if I snore.
    I prefer to remain an enigma.
    I think you want the OTHER [your name] .
    I have to sit up with a sick ant.
    I'm trying to cut down.
    ... well, maybe.
    "I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I was speeding, but I had cancer a few years ago, and I was just coming back from the doctor's office where I get my annual cancer check-up. He told me I was still in good health, and I was so happy that I just forgot I was speeding."
    "I didn't take it, I found it and was trying to find the owner."
    "I'm not as drunk as you think I am, Officer."
    "I refuse to answer, under advice of counsel."
    "I was temporarily insane."
    "There is a massive conspiracy on the part of the police, the crime lab, the media, etc. to discredit me." (the OJ Defense)
    "I was just following orders."
    "My speedometer is broken and I didn't realize I was speeding."
    "I wasn't really speeding. Because I'm driving a sports car it just looks like I was."
    "I didn't know there was a law against doing that."
    "I didn't see the speed limit sign."
    "He told me I could borrow it."
    Sorry, I'm allergic to people

    "Sorry I’m on my period and I was in a hurry to get home, because I’m bleeding all over myself"
    Sorry I couldn't get you a decent gift but all my money comes straight out of your pocket!
    "Oh I'm sorry, but I'm actually a vampire and I need to hurry back before the sun rises"
    I'd love to but I have to re-arrange they keys in my keyboard.
    I’d love to but I’d be violating my parole
    I'd love to but... I got abducted by my goldfish.
    Sorry, but the Blue optic buffer gasket housing bracket turbine core 357 hemi lifter emulator rod bearing clamp, with Tran optical delushment ball bearing, tripptoppened to a three piece microlator, wasn't working in my car, and it broke down.
    My goldfish ran away
    I'd love to but... I found a hair in my soup, and I have to find it's rightful owner.
    Sir! Sir! You'll never guess what happened my dad works for the secret service and the geography project I done has some important data in it so they raided my house last night and snatched my project away then ripped it!
    I'd love to but... I am allergic to that.
    Was I late or was everyone else in the world early?
    My dog told me not to.
    I'd love to,but.........i broke a nail
    I'd love to but.....I don't see any pigs flying.
    I'm trying to loose weight, but it just keeps finding me!
    My cat is on dialysis.
    I have to change the air in my basketballs
    I'd love to but.... i have to butter my flip flops
    I am not late, everyone else is just early
    Jedi mind trick (make elaborate sweeping motion with hand) "You dont need to see my liscense and registration.
    Um....I was in a terrible plane crash and my whole family died and im a vegetable......I'll see you tomorrow.
    Sorry, I couldn't come in yesterday, my cousin's friend's godmother's fish had an allergic reaction to it's food and almost died
    Im calling in dead.
    can't you please give me a break officer? Honestly, I only speed when I'm drunk!!!!
    A friend leaving a house when they are bored "I have to go clean my fishbowl"
    i broke my hip going downstaris geting a pencil to prepare studing for my history exam!!
    (if you get caught drinking) I Was Not Drinking, But i have Just Been Kissing people who have been drinking. (this actually worked when i got pulled over, they did not have a breathaliser.)
    I'm late because the late bell rang before I got here.
    I can not go today for the scabs are getting worse on my body
    I have to finish rewinding my CD's.
    I have to finish rewinding my tapes.
    "I'm sorry I cant talk right now, I'm drinking tea."
    I was just round the corner when i realised i left my (insert object) at (insert person)'s house and i had to go and get it.
    I would like to come home on time but i don't want to walk up in the dark.
    "I'm staying out a little later because the pizza we ordered hasnt arrived yet."
    "Please can i stay out for half an hour later coz we're watching a movie at (insert name)'s house."
    I wont be in today because I ran out of TOTAL and have to finish forty bowls of special K
    My hair is messed up and I need to comb it.
    I'm watching paint dry
    can't you see i'm busy?
    I have to take a hundred times....cramps
    Don’t want to go out
    my dog is having surgery
    I am in a snow storm, my car is stuck and the ploughs arnt coming ..."Its the middle of Summer," .........freak weather! it's global warmings fault.
    Blame it on the cheese Roll
    i can't go to ... because i am busy for the next week or so
    Sorry im late, i was squeezing a spot!
    Yeah.. but I really just don't like you.
    Coach, yesterday in spanish I almost passed out i swear!
    My hair got caught in the blender.
    My green card just expired
    I'm just a naturally hyper person and the alcohol in my system is from cough syrup.
    I Could not turn in my assignment because i mistook it for a letter for my penpal in siberia, sent it, and im going to need an extension to get it back.
    ''Sorry,my children are starving and they havent eaten since Breakfast! The school lunches are horrible!"
    by myself so i'm waiting until (insert time) so that i can be escorted by my friends/ boyfriend/girlfriend."
    Dear mr/misses my loved child who i like to punch was off school for the past 12 weeks because a child at the school keeps hitting him i dont know who but if i find out ill kill them like i just killed my son......
    becky wont be in school next week, as we are in a bit of a thrush, and I know she will be ill.
    im sorry my son was absent from school today. He had an eyes infection and could not see himself attending class
    Susan A. Spann

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    Default Re: General Excuses

    I like: "I have to finish rewinding my CDs" & "I left my body in my other clothes." However, you forgot the classic excuse...

    (drum roll, please)

    "The [insert animal] ate my homework!!"

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