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    Talking Kenpo Jokes Here!

    A disgruntled Kenpo black belt dies and to his surprise goes to heaven.


    The first thing he does is grab an angel and ask, "Is Ed Parker here too?"


    The Angel says, "Why, no he's not."


    The black belt is overcome with happiness because he can finally exist without the shadow of Ed Parker looming over him.


    Then, one day while wandering along in the clouds whistling a tune, he suddenly hears all this whizzing, banging, and popping going on.


    Overcome by curiosity, the black belt races over to see what the sounds are.


    Just then, he sees this big guy floating on a cloud nearby with white hair executing the most awesome Kenpo techniques he's ever witnessed.


    His heart sinks as he looks over at an angel and says, "Damn, you told me that Ed Parker wasn't here!"


    The angel looks over at the big guy and replies, "Oh that ain't Ed Parker. That's God... He just thinks he’s Ed Parker."

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    Default Re: Kenpo Jokes Here!

    When is the ground more than just a friend?


    when you have a marriage of gravity.

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    Default Re: Kenpo Jokes Here!

    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Lear
    A disgruntled Kenpo black belt dies and to his surprise goes to heaven.


    The first thing he does is grab an angel and ask, "Is Ed Parker here too?"


    The Angel says, "Why, no he's not."


    The black belt is overcome with happiness because he can finally exist without the shadow of Ed Parker looming over him.


    Then, one day while wandering along in the clouds whistling a tune, he suddenly hears all this whizzing, banging, and popping going on.


    Overcome by curiosity, the black belt races over to see what the sounds are.


    Just then, he sees this big guy floating on a cloud nearby with white hair executing the most awesome Kenpo techniques he's ever witnessed.


    His heart sinks as he looks over at an angel and says, "Damn, you told me that Ed Parker wasn't here!"


    The angel looks over at the big guy and replies, "Oh that ain't Ed Parker. That's God... He just thinks he’s Ed Parker."
    I can almost read this

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    Default Re: Kenpo Jokes Here!

    Got a smile out of me..

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