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    Area 51
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    >Have you heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security,
    >super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51"?
    >
    >Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51
    >were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their
    >"secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and
    >hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
    >
    >The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got
    >lost, and spotted the base just as he was about to run out
    >of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check
    >on the pilot and held him overnight during the
    >investigation.
    >
    >By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot
    >really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his
    >airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base"
    >briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his
    >life in prison, told him Las Vegas was that-a-way on
    >such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
    >
    >The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the
    >same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MPs surrounded
    >the plane -- only this time there were two people in the
    >plane.
    >
    >The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to
    >me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her
    >where I was last night!"

    Brad Marshall SP
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    trgodbm@yahoo.com

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