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    [FONT='Arial','sans-serif']A man doing market research knocked on a door and
    was greeted by a young woman with three small
    children running around at her feet.
    He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have
    you ever used the product?"

    She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the

    "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it

    "We use it for sex."

    The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually
    people lie to me and say that they use it on a
    child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
    But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for


    "I admire you for your honesty. Since you've
    been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you
    use it for sex?"

    The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My
    husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps
    the kids out."

    ...get your minds out of the toilet people!

    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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