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    In Texas every thing is big.


    There was a Texas man who drove a Volkswagen Beetle, and one day he drove up to a red light. Beside him was another man in a Rolls Royce. The man in the Beetle yelled at out him saying ( Hey you got a cell phone in that thing)? The man in the Rolls said (yes of course) the man in the Beetle said ( So do I).

    As they sit a little longer at the light the man in the Beetle asked ( Hey you have a Fax in that thing)? The man in the Rolls said ( Yes I do). The man in the Beetle said ( So do I).

    Right before the light changed the man in the Beetle asked( Hey you have a double bed in that thing)? The man in the Rolls said ( Uh no). The man in the Beetle said ( Thatís a shame I do) and drove off.

    The man in the Rolls thought about this all day and decided he wasnít going to be out done. So he went to a custom Auto shop and had a (double bed installed in the back of his Rolls).

    Days went by as the man in the Rolls searched for the man in the Beetle. He drove high and low and finally found him parked on the side of the road. He got out and went over to the Beetle and noticed the windows were fogged up. Cautiously he knocked on the window. After a short time the man in the Beetle cracked the window a little and looked at the man from the Rolls.

    The man in the Rolls asked do you remember me? The man in the Beetle said yes, why?

    The Man in the Rolls said I want you to know I have a double bed in my Rolls.

    The man in the Beetle said ( You got me out of the shower to tell me that)?
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    Now THAT'S doing it BIG!
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    Thats a good one.
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    Rofl!!

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