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    Default The Hillbilly Vasectomy

    After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
    So the husband went to his local veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
    The doctor told him that there was a procedure
    called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was very expensive. "A cheaper alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
    "1" "2" "3" "4" "5"
    ( you'll love this...)

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana, Georgia, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and Washington D. C
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    Default Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy

    Anywhere there is a redneck this will work. And remember children Redneck is a state of mind.
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    Default Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy

    and about 30 to 45 minutes outside any major city where the suburbs are considered "busy".
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