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    Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

    Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

    So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

    They moused.

    They faxed.

    They e-mailed.

    They e-mailed with attachments.

    They downloaded.

    They did spreadsheets!

    They wrote reports.

    They created labels and cards.

    They created charts and graphs.

    They did some genealogy reports

    They did every job known to man.

    Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

    Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

    Jesus just sighed.

    Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate.

    "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

    God just shrugged and said,

    JESUS SAVES
    "Your kung fu's no good..."
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    You may know who you want to hire, but have you asked?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MARSHALLS KENPO View Post
    You may know who you want to hire, but have you asked?
    Oh we've been working together for a long time now
    "Your kung fu's no good..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by domino3700 View Post
    Oh we've been working together for a long time now
    Thats GREAT
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    Every gamer knows to save and save often.
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." – Charles A. Beard

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    Jesus saves...passes to Moses...he shoots...he scores!!

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    Boooo Hiss..... Bad joke.
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    I guess I know who gets the geeky programmer job, but I know who I would rather have as my lead negotiator.
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