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Married Again
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
" Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process, but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... Oh God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"
"You're with the GOVERNMENT...
This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED."
"Your kung fu's no good..."
*Warrior, Scholar*
amylong (08-10-2007),Dr. Dave in da house (08-10-2007),kit (08-09-2007)
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Re: Married Again
Originally Posted by domino3700
Good one!
The truly educated never graduate."To understand the heart & mind of a person, look not at what they have already achieved, but what they aspire to do." -Kahlil Gibran
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Re: Married Again
Now that was funny.
"Change is not necessary...Survival is not mandatory" - W. Edward Deming
"When I hit....I hit the whole enchilada" - Master David Leung
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still nobody (11-21-2007)
Re: Married Again
Very clever.
Clear mind, clear movement. Mastery of the Arts is mastery over the Self. That in this moment, this motion, the thoughts, memories, impulses and passions that cloud the mind must yield to the clarity of purpose, and purity of motion.
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