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    ...were working high up on a cell phone tower - Cooter, Pete, and Junior.

    As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed.

    As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn...someone should go and tell Cooter's wife." Junior says, "Okay, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff so I'll do it."

    Two hours later, Junior stops by Pete's house carrying a case of Budweiser. Pete asks, "Where did you get the beer?"

    "Cooter's wife gave it to me," Junior replied.

    "That's plum crazy!" Pete says, "You tell the lady her husbands been killed and she gives you a case of beer?"

    "Not exactly," Junior says, " When she answered the door I said 'you must be Cooter's Widow'. "

    She said, "You must be mistaken, I ain't no widow."

    Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

    ...Rednecks are real good at all that sensitive stuff.
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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