I found this list @ http://www.instantattitudes.com/complete.html

There are few "politcial" ones but they're all pretty funny

Don't blame me, I didn't vote for his daddy, either!
No more draft dodging drug users in the White House!
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that son of a Bush!
One person, one vote (Offer not valid in Florida)
Extremism in defense of religion is no virtue.
THE USAPATRIOT ACT One nation One God One President Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
Running Microsoft? What do you want to fix today?
Support Capitol Punishment, Flog a Politician Today
Legalizing Concealed Weapons would be just fine if stupidity was outlawed
We're the largest street gang in America. We're the POLICE
[Windows™ logo] ...and this is your computer on drugs. Any questions?
Annoy a politician today THINK
Animeniac
There is no freedom OF religion without freedom FROM religion
The more I learn about terrorism, the better I understand the phone company
C code. C code run. Run, code, run! (please?)
The Klingon Prime Directive: [tiHoH in Klingon font] Kill Them!
Bad cop. Bad BAD cop. NO DONUT.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people!
Support the th Amendment: Convicted felons shall not have the right to demand or expect better treatment or conditions than the members of the public at large.
CAUTION! Triggerhappy Klingon on Tactical!
My job drives me to drink. If it wasn't for that, I'D QUIT!
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
Information Superhighway Official Roadkill
Grad School It's not just a job, it's an indenture!
Flush Rush
If ignorance is Bliss, Washington must be Paradise!
I know that you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and deformed?
Do Not Underestimate the Power of the Chocolate Side of the Force!
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes!
Nice front bumper you've got there. Shame if something happened to it....
"Gun Control" isn't about guns. It's about control.
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture
Another Deadline, Another Miracle
Militant Agnostic. I don't know, and you don't either!
Blessed be the censors, for they shall truly inhibit the earth
Censorship? We don't have any censorship. If we did, I couldn't say XXXX or XXXX..
XXXXXX the censors!
He who hesitates IS LUNCH!
Creature of the Night
The truth is out there. Trust no one. Deny everything.
Death Before Dishonor Nothing Before Coffee
Friends don't let friends boot OS/™.
[Windows™ logo] I Don't Do Windows
Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
Balance the Budget. Declare Politicians as Game and sell Hunting Stamps.
Agnus Deae (Lamb of Goddess)
Crus de agnus Deae con quilon menthae (Leg of lamb of Goddess with mint jelly)
Crus de agnus Dei con quilon menthae (Leg of lamb of God with mint jelly)
My kid and your taxes go to Starfleet Academy
We are IBM™! Windows™ is IRRELEVANT! You will be ASSIMILATED!
RTFM
Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: It Found Me!
The Cat Philosophy of Life: If you can't Eat it or Shred it, then Sleep on it.
Welcome to Middle Earth. NOW GO HOME.
Will litigate for food
The way to a man's heart is between the fourth and fifth ri
Klingon Empire Survey Vehicle
Dyselxics have more fnu
So many men, so little reason to sleep with any of them
Happiness is the planet Earth in your rearview mirror
Be nice to me, or I just might develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo!
When Cthulhu Calls, he calls Collect™
How long do I have to be a grad student before I can petition for tenure?
Bad command. Bad, BAD command. Sit! Stay!
The meek shall inherit the Earth. The rest of us are going to the stars!
Dead men tell no tales... unless you're in forensics
Next year, why not vacation in the millions of worlds of a used book store?
Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master
Happy Happy Kill Kill
I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying!
I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense!
The Few. The Browed. The Klingon Marines.
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
Remember when Windows were washed, mice were trapped, and UNIX guarded the harem?
Once you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament!
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more!
I don't need a new religion. I haven't used up the Old one.
Never trust a smiling GM!
Why get real? Plastic is cheaper, It doesn't rot, It comes in prettier colors, and it's much easier to clean!
Will build thermonuclear devices for food
Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup.
Those who can, Teach. Those who cannot teach ARE RUNNING THE SCHOOLS!
Weird Enough for Government Work
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it!
Unicorns aren't mythical... virgins are!
I love cats. Want to trade recipes?
Cats make more sense than men
Cats make more sense than women
Men exist because cats won't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither of these things explain children.
Abolish mornings!
Jesus, protect me from your followers!
Jesus is coming! LOOK BUSY
She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized.
Am I supposed to be impressed?
I love my country. It's my government I fear.
Why should we trust the government with automatic weapons?
My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her... or something like that.
Where there's a whip, there's a way
My cat dislikes the term "pet." It prefers "friend and confidante."
If guns cause crime, matches cause arson!
Caution Vampire in trunk!
If it isn't fattening, it isn't food!
[pentagram] Born Again Pagan
Just say NO! To sex with prolifers
The real problem with Baptists is that they never quite seem to hold them under long enough.
Jesus Saves by shopping wisely and using double coupons
I am suffering from a Sexually Transmitted Disease: Children!
I want to be Barbie™ The bitch has everything!
Cats don't want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind
Computers are vehicles for the mind. They drive you crazy!
Stop the violins. Visualize whirled peas.
We are Microsoft! Resistance is Futile! You will be assimilated!
Visualize Whirled Peas
My kid swindled your honor student at the Ferengi College of Business, where students learn to profit from more than just mistakes.
My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg!
[Alien face] Nice little planet you've got here. Shame if something happened to it.
Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!
I think, therefore I am dangerous
Usenet Cheaper than drugs, just as addictive, but you have to know how to read!
It's worse than you think and they ARE out to get you!
Trust me I'm a lawyer [picture of shark ]
You found God? If nobody claims him in days, he's yours!
You're prolife? That's fine. Now get one and stay out of mine!
[bear with rifle] Support the right to keep and arm bears!
Who needs drugs? I go broke buying books!
Weird Load
[pentagram] Give me that REAL OldTime Religion!
Book lovers never go to bed alone!
MY MIND IS NOT FOR SALE OR RENT TO ANY GOD OR GOVERNMENT
Grow your own dope! Plant a politician!
ProFree Speech. ProGun. ProChoice. PROFREEDOM!
Sure you can trust the Government! Just ask an Indian!
Is it too late to get the Russians to nuke Washington?
Never shoot to kill. Always shoot to live.
[fish with legs] You keep believing... we'll keep evolving!
Procrastinate Later
My ship finally came in, but it was the Kobayashi Maru!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix NEVER DRINK AND DERIVE!
An angry Dragon may eat you, but an angry Woman is truly dangerous
My ex gave me a reason to live I want Revenge!
Subvert the dominant paradigm!
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am!
Don't hate yourself in the morning Sleep till noon!
Summa cum laude graduate, Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
Practice Safe Housing Use Condos
Some mornings I just don't feel like slaying dragons
Closet Extrovert
Babylon Express When you aolutely positively don't want anyone to know where it went or how it got there.
I found Jesus. He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana.
Real Men love Jesus. He looks fantastic in a miniskirt
VOTE: REPUBLICAN, it's easier than THINKING; DEMOCRAT, it's easier than WORKING; Libertarian, it's cheaper than XES
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy!
I don't deserve self esteem
It's a control freak thing. I won't let you understand!
System analysis is the process of finding exactly the right wrench to pound in the required screw
Proudly marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish
I'm doing my part to piss off the Religious Reich
The best things in life aren't things
Ignore your rights and they'll go away
The "New Right" is fundamentally wrong
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
First they burn books then they burn people
Oh, no! I turned out just like my mother!
Question Authority before it Questions You!
A Woman's Place is in the House... and Senate!
Computers aren't intelligent. They just think they are.
Civil Disobedience It's not just for revolutionaries anymore!
C:\COFFEE.EXE NOT FOUND <A>bort, <R>etry, <B>rew another pot?
Vote Conservative! There's no mistake like an old mistake!
Been there. Done that. Went back for more.
Computers cut my work in half... and the boss expects me to put it all back together!
I feel like a new man. Do you have one I could use?
Murphy was an optimixt!
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you!
I saw Elvis making crop circles
Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket?
Free Speech keeps Rush on the air. Free Thought keeps me from believing him.
Power Corrupts Isn't that what it's for?
Real Psychics don't have numbers. They call you... collect!
Downsizing is good, right? Then let's fire Uncle Sam!
No thanks. I gave at the orifice.
Hang Up and Drive!
I did not escape, I have a day pass!
Untie Dexlysics!
Some days, it's just not worth gnawing through the straps
The problem with religious texts is that the answers aren't in the back, either.
The fundies keep telling me I'm going to Hell and they're going to Heaven. If they aren't there, it won't be Hell, I guess we're all going to the same place!
There's a sucker reborn every minute PT Robertson
Listen to Limbaugh? No thanks, my parents weren't related
Forget Love I want to fall in Chocolate
Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Witches... [picture of frog]
B.S. (Phys): Why does it work? B.S. (Engr): How does it work? B.A. (Acctg): How much will it cost? B.A. (Arts) You want fries with that?
Go Fascinate Someone Else
He's YOUR God. They're YOUR rules. YOU burn in Hell!
Animal testing is futile! The animals always get nervous and give the wrong answers
Four space stations were lost and they still funded a fifth? Only on TV Babylon
B/DS Boldly going in circles where no TV shows have gone before (this week)
Computer Literacy? You mean my computer is supposed to read?
The computer revolution is over the computers won!
I inhaled and I vote
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
I was abducted by space aliens and I vote!
This vehicle leased to: American Association for the Abolition of Acronym Abuse Regional Group Headquarters Staff Transport Office Pool (AAAAARGH/STOP)
Will Write Code for Food
I got out of bed for this?
EARTH FIRST! We can stripmine the other planets later!
This isn't a life it's a forced March!
They're Lying
Ignore the propaganda. Focus on what you see.
Testing drugs on computers just makes them safe for computers.
Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code
Don't blame me I'm just visiting this planet!
Who are you to question why your god doesn't want me to believe in him?
KPLA All Klingon, all the time
I am perfectly sane. The little voices in my head told me so!
If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!
If you get any closer, you'd better have a condom
No job too easy No fee too large Dragons Rescued Virgins Slain
You earthlings have such strange eating habits
Put politicians in their place Landfills!
I'm disturbed. I'm depressed. I'm inadequate. I've got it all!
Visualize Whirled Pizza
What we really need is a moment of SCIENCE in the public schools!
Hukt on fonix reely wurkt for mee!
Some push the envelope, some just lick it, and some can't find the flap!
FEED THE HOMELESS TO THE HUNGRY
[Dragon] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
[Pegacorn] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
[UFO] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
Stop repeat offenders Don't reelect them!
Fundamentalism stops a thinking mind
Remember when conservatives protected privacy and freedom?
Bobbitt's Tavern. Have a few too many and we'll cut you off!
A world without war; a dream to some, a nightmare to the arms manufacturers.
Victims and suspects and clues, oh my!
Mystery readers are never clueless (after chapter one)
A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket
The four essential elements: Means, Motive, Opportunity and Chocolate!
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." S. Holmes
Mankind is the result of millions of years of evolution designed to produce a better Cat Servant
Cats humor us because they know that their ancestors ate ours.
There's no Police like Holmes
My husband said he'd leave me if I didn't stop reading mysteries all the time... Why didn't I start sooner?
Microsoft™: If you can't beat them, buy them. Apple™: If you can't beat them, sue them. IBM™: If you can't beat them, ignore them.
Dogs think men are gods. Cats are not so easily deluded.
It's hard to Soar with Dragons when you Work with Gargoyles
Bean me up, Scotty! They make lousy coffee down here
Some days, the most interesting thing on the TV is a sleeping cat!
Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?
Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
Just bring me the coffee and nobody will get hurt
Are you sure this isn't just a liveaction roleplaying game?
"Get a life?" I'm a gamer! I have lots of lives!
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of java and a good book. Ah paradise!
We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity!
Different drummer? I'm my own band!
Forget world peace, visualize using your &+%?*$! Turn signals!
If a man's best friend is his dog, don't give him your phone number!
Federal Espresso When you aolutely, positively have to have something that will get you going, no matter what you were doing overnight!
Only lawyers get to be judges, and that's the (F)LAW!
Inside every small problem is a big one trying to get government funding
Friends let you hide at their place. Real friends let you hide bodies.
Everything I really needed to know, I learned in sniper school
Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal!
Guns didn't make America unsafe, Courts and Congress did!
Don't call us "gun nuts" with a government like ours, we'd be nuts not to have guns!
If you try to get my gun, don't expect to get my trust
REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T DOCUMENT If it was hard to write, it should be impossible to understand!
Always remember: Pillage first, THEN burn!
My life may be weird, but at least it's not boring!
User Surly
I am a mallaholic. Please do not give me directions to the nearest shopping mall!
I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
Always proofread. You might have something out.
It never fails! You start having fun, and they send in the lawyers.
If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?
The First Amendment grants Freedom of Speech THE SECOND GUARANTEES IT!
You don't need a pedigree to be a best friend
ZenCrafters Total enlightenment in about an hour!
Amateur Rocket Scientist My other vehicle is in orbit
Witch Wagon Tailgaters will be Toad
Do autoparanoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?
Evolution created anchovies Man's ignorance put them on pizza!
Had a life. Traded it for a faster modem
Mean People Suck
I owe it all to my boss Ulcers, nausea, paranoia...
Smoking Cures Ham
Most men would respect a woman's mind more if it bounced gently as she walked.
Sanity is a state of mind ...but the taxes are so high, I had to move away.
Wizard Wagon Tailgaters will be toad
Objects in mirror may have flunked driver ed
Nine out of ten men who have tried camels prefer women.
In space, your cat can't hear you open the can
Miskatonic Summer Games Fastest food in Arkham
A closed mind doesn't need drugs It's already wasted
Getting a free kitten proves that you don't need money to get love
Life's a beach and we're just surfing time
Reunite Gondwanaland
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? It's easier to run with your kilt up than your pants down!
You! Out of the gene pool!
REAL SCOTSMEN WEAR KILTS because sheep can hear a zipper at yards!
GO AHEAD, HONK If I can hear you, you're in range
Driver carries no more than $ worth of ammunition
DO NOT DISTURB Occupant is disturbed enough already
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT Can't remember why...
Cats are children that you don't have to send to college
I'm a Woman, not a Womb!
Smoking is like sex It should always be between consenting adults in private
Omnipotent Omniscient Omnibenevolent Pick two.
If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
To a Cat, People are just Furniture that does Tricks
WARNING: The Attorney General has determined that Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms can be dangerous to your health, and get away with it!
To a dog, you're one of the family. To a cat, you're one of the help.
My kid sells term papers to your honor student
No government is better than NO GOVERNMENT!
Never trust a government that doesn't trust YOU!
Give the anarchists an inch, and the next thing you know, they want to be in charge!
REPEAL INHIBITION!
I'm only driving this because aliens ate my Volvo
Come out, come out, whatever you are!
People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers.
I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
God was my copilot ..but we crashed in the Andes, and I had to eat him.
You'd be like this, too, if they dropped a house on your sister!
Freedom of Religion means ALL Religions
If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to clean it!
Learn from your parents' mistakes, USE BIRTH CONTROL
We've got ENOUGH Youth, what we NEED is a Fountain of SMART!
Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
Out of mind Back in 5 minutes
I get plenty of exercise just pushing my luck!
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!
The more people I meet, the better I like my cat!
Dogs are like children that you don't have to send to college
WARNING! Dates in calendar are closer than they appear!
It's lonely at the top... but you eat better.
WORK is for people who don't know how to FISH
Work is for people who don't SURF THE NET
Cats make great pets out of their owners
Ask me about my vow of silence
Why suffer from insanity when you can revel in it?
"Normal" is a setting on my washing machine.
Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.
Leave Earth Now Ask Me How
Please don't honk Driver may go Postal if awakened
Reality is the Anchovy on the Pizza of Life
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Support the Math Illiteracy Tax Buy Lottery Tickets
Reality is the Hairball in the Catnap of Life
Cats are amazing! Cute, furry, friendly, and only calories per serving!
ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS! but if you can train them, they make good pets...
In case of Rapture, can I have your car?
The "Christian Right" is NEITHER
Fight Organized Crime Don't Reelect ANYONE!
Will Genetically Engineer Organisms For Food
I'm not lost, I'm exploring!
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for one day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer every day!
I am getting so tired of slitting the throats of people who say I'm a violent psychopath!
Political Correctness is Intellectual Fascism
THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM Without that, I'd have nothing to believe in!
POSTAL! (with graphic of speeding bullet)
"NOT A MORNING PERSON" DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
THIMK [please note; this is not a typo; the sticker really is spelled with an "M".]
A good university needs a football team like a fish needs a bicycle.
A Real Friend isn't someone that you use once and throw away, a Real Friend is someone that you can use again and again!
All right, who put the "Morning People" in charge?
When cryptography is outlawed, c%K@mpT=;RfsbVhi*xFwW/Q[uY
Beautiful women don't intimidate me, but I sure wish they would try!
The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny
It's OUR money, not theIRS!
FREE TIBET! with weapons technology purchase
EARTH IS FULL! GO HOME!
Tourist season is coming up! Don't forget your license!
Those who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music.
Sona si Latine loqueris! [translation: Honk if you speak Latin!]
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? [Latin equivalent of the infamous woodchuck question]
Illiud Latine dici non potest. [Latin for "You can't say that in latin."]
Stand aside, plebians! I am on Imperial business!
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life music and cats. Albert Schweitzer
Million True Believers. , taken up in the Rapture. Do YOU feel LUCKY?
Some days, it's just not worth crawling out of the primordial ooze.
Carpe Noctem Anything worth doing happens after dark!
I have NOT lost my mind. It's backed up on the server. (and the network is down again...)
Seven out of ten voices in my head say "Call in sick"
I get along with God just fine. It's his fan clu that I can't stand.
CHAOS More than a theory, it's the Way of Life
If I want to hear the pitterpatter of little feet, I'LL PUT SHOES ON THE CAT!
All around me I see Chaos, Panic and Disorder. At last, my work here is done!
PARTY SKYCLAD!
Jesus loves you. I don't. Now, BACK OFF!
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an *******.
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Have you forgotten about Jesus? Isn't it about time you did?
I'm not really a bitch. I've just had PMS for years.
Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I am a Rocket Scientist!
Entropy was just a concept, until I got a cat!
The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an Artist!
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
WORK as if you don't need the money. LOVE as if you've never been hurt. DANCE as if no one is watching.
Be reasonable. DO IT MY WAY!
Opinions expressed on this vehicle are not necessarily those of the driver.
Lingua mortua sola lingua bona est. [translation: The only good language is a dead language.]
Old lawyers never die they just lose their appeal!
How many roads must a man go down before he'll admit that he's lost?
Question Authority Don't ask why, just DO IT!
Sleep is a poor sutitute for coffee
DEATH to all fanatics!
If the Rapture would rid us of some of these idiots, it couldn't come soon enough!
The problem isn't water, or waste, or space, or fuel. The problem is PEOPLE!
Where was the INS in when we REALLY needed them? (with graphic of Sitting Bull)
Drive with care. You are on Indian land. (with North America graphic)
If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
CUSTER WORE ARROW SHIRTS
We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.
I'll "get a life" when someone can prove that it's better than what I've got now.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.
Change is inevitable. Growth is optional.
I always said I wanted to Be Somebody. I guess I should have been more specific!
In my next life, I want more memory installed!
CARPE BANDWIDTH!
Invest in America Buy a Congressman!
Is that how they drive on your planet?
Steal from one person, and you're a criminal. Steal from EVERYONE, and you're a GOVERNMENT!
Money talks Chocolate Sings!
Remember when this [Christian fish] wasn't a WARNING LABEL?
BAN BUMPER STICKERS!
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaler educatus et nimim propinquus ades! [translation: If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close! (in Latin)]
Only FOOLS believe there's a "Biased Liberal Media"!
Proud ancestor of an honor student at STARFLEET ACADEMY
Not your child, Not your choice!
Are you making an appointment with St. Peter on that cell phone?
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. John Lennon,
Arsenic is "natural". Hemlock is "organic".
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than going swimming makes you a fish
Belief is no sutitute for knowledge
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. Adlai E. Stevenson
Not all of us are sheep.
The four Cat food groups: Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours.
On the Road or On the Phone PICK ONE!
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin,
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