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    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive
    blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... And squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

    She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
    dumbfounded.

    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

    Moral ---

    Not all Southerners are stupid.

    Not all blondes are dumb.

    But, all men..... Are still men.
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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    Hmm ... *starts looking up tix to LV*
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    "Change is not necessary...Survival is not mandatory" - W. Edward Deming

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    That's funny.
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