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    Default Hallmark Rejects

    Bad day at Hallmark
    Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........
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    My tire was thumping.
    I thought it was flat

    When I looked at the tire...

    I noticed your cat.

    Sorry!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
    Heard your wife left you,
    How upset you must be.

    But don't fret about it...

    She moved in with me.


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~

    Looking back over the years

    that we've been together,

    I can't help but wonder...

    "What the hell was I thinking?"


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    C ongratulations on your wedding day!

    Too bad no one likes your husband.


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~

    How could two people as beautiful as you

    Have such an ugly baby?


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~

    I 've always wanted to have
    someone to hold,

    someone to love.

    After having met you ..

    I've changed my mind.


    -------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------


    must admit, you brought Religion
    into my life.

    I never believed in Hell until I met you.


    //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
    A s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

    That you're not here to ruin it for me.


    ################################################## ##

    C ongratulations on your promotion.
    Before you go...

    Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

    You'll probably need it again.


    ************************************************** ******************************
    H appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

    (Available only in
    Tennessee, Kentucky,West Virginia& of course Lodi )

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

    H appy birthday! You look great for your age.

    Almost Lifelike!


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    W hen we were together,
    you always said you'd die for me.

    Now that we've broken up,

    I think it's time you kept your promise.
    !

    //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
    W e have been friends for a very long time ..

    let's say we stop?


    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++

    I 'm so miserable without you

    it's almost like you're here.


    ================================================== ===

    C ongratulations on your new bundle of joy.

    Did you ever find out who the father was?


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    Y our friends and I wanted to do

    something special for your birthday.

    So we're having you put to sleep.


    )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
    So your daughter's a hooker,
    and it spoiled your day
    .

    Look at the bright side,

    it's really good pay

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    Default Re: Hallmark Rejects

    Hehe good ones!
    All difficult things have their origin in that which is easy, and great things in that which is small. - Lao Tzu


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    I never believed in Hell until I met you... priceless!
    "Your kung fu's no good..."
    *Warrior, Scholar*

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    Default Re: Hallmark Rejects

    Terrible! LOL
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    Default Re: Hallmark Rejects

    Ain't nothin' like the blatent truth, lol
    There is nothing so strong as gentleness, nothing so gentle as real strength.
    Unquestionably man has his will - but woman has her way! - Bruce Lee

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