Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    2,361
    Thanks
    841
    Thanked 480 Times in 291 Posts

    Default Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

    2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

    7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
    PARKER - HERMAN - SECK

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Dana Point, CA
    Posts
    2,343
    Thanks
    2,296
    Thanked 4,374 Times in 1,427 Posts

    Default Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

    Perfect.
    Clear mind, clear movement. Mastery of the Arts is mastery over the Self. That in this moment, this motion, the thoughts, memories, impulses and passions that cloud the mind must yield to the clarity of purpose, and purity of motion.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Raleigh, NC, USA
    Posts
    1,140
    Thanks
    1,171
    Thanked 1,253 Times in 612 Posts

    Default Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

    Quote Originally Posted by katsudo_karate View Post
    You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
    This is exactly how we kept the B-52 flying when I was in maintenance.

    I also tried hard to forget that fact when I actually started flying in them!

    Respects,
    Bill Parsons
    Triangle Kenpo Institute
    www.trianglekenpo.com

    "I know Kenpo!" "Cool... do you know how to use it?"

Remove Ads

Sponsored Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Home Study
    By H.K.E in forum General Martial Arts
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: 11-09-2006, 01:14 AM
  2. dojo at home?
    By cameypsaromatis in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 02-26-2006, 04:54 PM