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    That was funny!
    Be careful what you say, some may take it the wrong way.

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    Couldn't get it to play through with out stopping in the middle

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    Quote Originally Posted by sifuroy View Post
    Couldn't get it to play through with out stopping in the middle

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    Probably better that way SifuRoy! It's kind of pickin' on old folks! rofl!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigung86 View Post
    Probably better that way SifuRoy! It's kind of pickin' on old folks! rofl!!!!!

    Unless the quitting halfway through WAS the joke on the old folks. lol.

    Are you sure it stopped? Maybe you just fell asleep halfway through?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amylong View Post
    Unless the quitting halfway through WAS the joke on the old folks. lol.

    Are you sure it stopped? Maybe you just fell asleep halfway through?

    --Amy
    OK Young Lady! <Now, my best Jimmy Cagney impression from "Mr. Roberts> ... Now, You've Done It!!!!

    I have no doubt you have heard of the Gray Panthers, which is a group of senior citizens who have the goal of making sure that us seniors are treated well and fairly by you young sprouts... Welll... Insert Cagney again, "Now, You've Done It!!!!"

    I am going to get in touch with SifuRoy and see about forming a nefarious, evil, militant branch of the Gray Panthers to deal with people like you!

    Behold, and tremble in fear at the "BATTLING GRAY POOKIE BEARS"!

    Wail, tremble, gnash your teeth in fear and desperation!

    We are forming up now and will be on our way to pay you a "little visit" ... Just as soon as we stockpile enough Ensure and Depends to make it there. When we arrive we will gum you to death and give you a taste of our fearful and incredible Kenpo skills based loosely on what we can vaguely remember from those halcyon days when we used to train up to a half hour a day...

    You will be full of dread at the timid thought of having to face my personal favorite, "The Meandering Shuffle of Doom"!

    We will attack you when you least expect it ... Right after our mid-morning naps!

    Be warned! No amount of practice or preparation will save you.

    Take fear of our battle slogan .... "Um... Well, Never mind". I'll remember it later... Then you will be intimidated!

    Why, just last night at the old folks home, SifuRoy threw a Birthday party for me. We had games, music, dancing, cake, and ice cream. After the party I went to my room, where unbenknownst to me, SifuRoy had paid a beautiful red-haired lady of the evening to be on my bed, scantily clad in a very revealing, shear, black negligee. I walked in the room and said, "What the Heck are you doing here"????

    She said, "Your friend SifuRoy paid me to come to your room and have super sex with you".

    I ruminated for a bit and said, "I guess I'd better have the soup"...

    So, you see, we oldsters can still party and have fun...

    We're coming for you, Lady! Just as soon as we remember why!!!!

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