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    Default How to be a Wal-Mart greater..

    What it takes to be a Walmart Greeter:
    An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified.
    He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.


    Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

    The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"

    Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT."
    It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."


    "That's very good!" replied the interviewer."And now you sir?" he asked the second man.
    "Hmm.! Let me see. A BLINK ! It comes and goes and
    you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
    "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche` for speed."
    He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

    Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and onthe wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant.
    Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
    The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man.
    "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
    Turning to `Bubba`, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers,It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
    "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
    "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped in my pants."
    Look for Bubba at your local Wal-Mart....................................

    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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    Default Re: How to be a Wal-Mart greater..

    funny butt ewwww!
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    lol
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