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    Default Senior ABCs

    A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
    That used to be right, But now it won't float!
    Age before Beauty is what we once said,
    But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

    Now A's for arthritis;
    B's the bad back,
    C is the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
    D is for dental decay and decline,
    E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

    F is for fissures and fluid retention,
    G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
    H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
    I for incisions with scars you can show

    J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
    K is for knees that crack when they bend.
    L for libido, what happened to sex?
    M is for memory, I forget what comes next!

    N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
    O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
    P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
    just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

    Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
    R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
    S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
    T for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!

    U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
    V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
    W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
    X is for X ray, and what might be found

    Y is another year I'm left here behind,
    Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind.

    I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
    And I'm keeping six doctors fully employed!!!
    A black belt covers 2" of your butt. Covering the rest is soley up to you

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    Default Re: Senior ABCs

    Pretty great rendition.

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