Two bored casino dealers
are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde
woman from Alabama arrived....and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless."

With that, she stripped
to the waist; rolled the dice;
and yelled,
Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes, and quickly
departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked,

"What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you
were watching.

Moral ---
Not all Southerners are
stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men!