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    Default Not funny...

    Anyone hear the one about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?

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    wouldn't that be his ex-girlfriend <groan>

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    That is just bad. I like it though.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    I like it too. lol

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    OH, okay I get it now... at first I was like "okay he dumped the girl, so what happened?"

    Wow, that one was like a "joke grenade"... you pull the pin and toss it out, and it takes a few seconds before it explodes and you get the joke.

    Okay okay, I'm just slow... but I do like the joke!
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    Yeah...it stinks.
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    eeewwwwww
    Then he went to the movies...Flushed Away

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    I hear his girlfriend was a real pain in the ass .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    I hear his girlfriend was a real pain in the ass .

    so she was a pita? mmmm


    Now that I think about it, this might have been the same cannibal that passed his friend after taking a walk in the woods.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 8-up View Post
    so she was a pita? mmmm


    Now that I think about it, this might have been the same cannibal that passed his friend after taking a walk in the woods.
    Oh you mean the Pope?

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    Well I guess it's nice to know that the cannibal is just a regular guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoise View Post
    Oh you mean the Pope?
    OK, I don't get it...

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    I didn't get it until the 'pain in the ass' comment.

    That's just gross.

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    ain't toilet humor great! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    ain't toilet humor great! LOL
    potty mouth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    ain't toilet humor great! LOL

    There are other kinds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoise View Post
    potty mouth!
    It from mixing up the phrases "Is the Pope Catholic" and "does a bear s**t in the wood"
    Maybe it was just my weird family that used that expression "does the Pope s**t in the woods"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoise View Post
    It from mixing up the phrases "Is the Pope Catholic" and "does a bear s**t in the wood"
    Maybe it was just my weird family that used that expression "does the Pope s**t in the woods"
    Doesn't everyone?

    ...not use that phrase, but the other thing....LOL.
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    ROTFLMAO!!! That was just yuck, but you know I am gonna hafta re-tale it.
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    Canibals dont eat clowns 'cause they taste funny.
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