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    Talking Blonde Rancher Gal............

    Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.

    One morning, on his way to check the cows, he says
    to her, "The insemination man is coming over to
    impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into
    the 2x4 just above the cow's stall. You show him where
    the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

    Then the rancher leaves for the field.

    After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives
    and knocks on the front door, Amy takes him down
    to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and
    when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one."

    Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think
    just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks.
    "Tell me, lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

    " That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.

    Then the man asks, "What is the nail for?"

    She turns and walks away, and with complete
    confidence says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
    A black belt covers 2" of your butt. Covering the rest is soley up to you

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    Default Re: Blonde Rancher Gal............

    Be careful what you say, some may take it the wrong way.

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