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    the six immutable rules of kenpo
    By bushidomartialarts - Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:50:02 GMT


    these are six the rules of kenpo, as explained to me (occasionally more than once) by my sensei

    1. "Destructive Twins" has nothing whatsoever to do with my nephews.

    2. "Gift of Destruction" in not appropriate for Christmas.

    3. Rohypnol is not an effective counter for "Defying the Rod"

    4. New Orleanians are no better than I am at "Returning Storm"

    5. "Crashing Wings" does not require airshow footage.

    6. As cool as it may seem, a "Raking Mace" is not available on the Home Shopping Network.


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    Default Re: MT: the six immutable rules of kenpo

    ...uh.....okay. I feel like I've just been robbed of 15 some odd seconds of my life...that I'll never get back...
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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