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    A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight toward his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

    Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business trip or
    pleasure?"

    She turned, smiled and said, "Business...I'm going to the Annual
    Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."

    He swallowed hard.

    Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
    business role at the convention?"

    "Lecture," she responded. "I'm the lead lecturer where I use information I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

    "Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"

    Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is Jewish men who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

    Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you; I don't even know your name."

    "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

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