Carol (03-17-2007),parkerkarate (03-17-2007)
you tie your jacket around your waist, with the knot on the side your gender wears their beltlol
Carol (03-17-2007),parkerkarate (03-17-2007)
You know youre a kenpoist when you unintentionally do rhythmatic timing on wall corners...and you never can remember how much that HURTS
Susan A. Spann
Something Here Coming Soon
Member of the Estrogen Mafia and Proud Owner of THIS Thread (FOREVER D:< )
Instead of handshakes, you warrior and scholar
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Purple Belt |
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Adv. Green Belt |
You know you're a kenpoist if your boss catches you practicing Five Swords at your cubicle.![]()
"Your kung fu's no good..."
*Warrior, Scholar*
You and your son spar with each other walking down the street and your wife goes to the other side of the street because she don't want to be seen with you. This is true!!
I am most Respectfully,
sifuroy
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Orange Belt |
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Adv. White Belt |
i was cold-busted by an employee doing Protecting Fans on my way out of the men's room just this past week.
I was standing around counting stock, And I was busted doing stance set.
The head cook thought I was practicing the waltz!![]()
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Adv. Purple Belt |
your stopped by a cop while practicing(the newly acquired) chinese broad sword in the parking lot of the local Giant Eagle!!!
You know your a kenpoist when your having trouble learning simple sign language because your fingers keep making a finger thrust.
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Blue Belt |
...you're at work and move amongst pieces of production equipment with front and rear cross overs, transitional concaves, neutral bows, push ups, step ups, twist stances, and buckles.
SB
UKF
You are driving home from work and stop at the light thinking about extensions and bust out the hand portion of one while slamming your steering wheel ... and notice a van full of wide eyes kids looking at you.
Soccer Mom speeds away.
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PARKER - HERMAN - SECK
You are practising your techs with PAMS and BAMS in the kitchen and your girlfriend runs downstairs in a panic 'cos she thinks someone has broken into the house and is beating you up.
My plea of "but babe check out my stability" probably didnt help...
When you clear the isles of Walmart because you are practicing a form while deciding what kind of cereal to buy.
There is nothing so strong as gentleness, nothing so gentle as real strength.
Unquestionably man has his will - but woman has her way! - Bruce Lee
When the noise coming from hitting heavy bags lag bolted to the ceiling makes them think the house is collapsing.
Still sweating, still training. Enlightenment is hard work! TANSTAAFL
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....If you wake your self up in the wee hours of the morning doing a blitz technique.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. - Willam Blake
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