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    Default you know you're a kenpoist if

    you tie your jacket around your waist, with the knot on the side your gender wears their belt lol

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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    I think I've done that

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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    You know youre a kenpoist when you unintentionally do rhythmatic timing on wall corners...and you never can remember how much that HURTS
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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    Instead of handshakes, you warrior and scholar

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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    Quote Originally Posted by NickName99 View Post
    Instead of handshakes, you warrior and scholar
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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    You know you're a kenpoist if your boss catches you practicing Five Swords at your cubicle.
    "Your kung fu's no good..."
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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    You and your son spar with each other walking down the street and your wife goes to the other side of the street because she don't want to be seen with you. This is true!!

    I am most Respectfully,
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    Talking Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    Quote Originally Posted by domino3700 View Post
    You know you're a kenpoist if your boss catches you practicing Five Swords at your cubicle.
    I have actually been caught doing 7 swords at my desk at work MANY times. It is good for a chuckle for my co-workers... :-)
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    Red face Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    i was cold-busted by an employee doing Protecting Fans on my way out of the men's room just this past week.

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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    I was standing around counting stock, And I was busted doing stance set.

    The head cook thought I was practicing the waltz!

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    Talking Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    your stopped by a cop while practicing(the newly acquired) chinese broad sword in the parking lot of the local Giant Eagle!!!

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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    Quote Originally Posted by domino3700 View Post
    You know you're a kenpoist if your boss catches you practicing Five Swords at your cubicle.
    One of my bosses asked me why I was doing Karate in my car at a traffic light. They didn't believe it wasn't me.
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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    You know your a kenpoist when your having trouble learning simple sign language because your fingers keep making a finger thrust.

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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    ...you're at work and move amongst pieces of production equipment with front and rear cross overs, transitional concaves, neutral bows, push ups, step ups, twist stances, and buckles.

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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    You are driving home from work and stop at the light thinking about extensions and bust out the hand portion of one while slamming your steering wheel ... and notice a van full of wide eyes kids looking at you.

    Soccer Mom speeds away.

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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    Quote Originally Posted by katsudo_karate View Post
    You are driving home from work and stop at the light thinking about extensions and bust out the hand portion of one while slamming your steering wheel ... and notice a van full of wide eyes kids looking at you.

    Soccer Mom speeds away.

    Your lucky here the soccer Mom's run you off the road!

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    Red face Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    You are practising your techs with PAMS and BAMS in the kitchen and your girlfriend runs downstairs in a panic 'cos she thinks someone has broken into the house and is beating you up.

    My plea of "but babe check out my stability" probably didnt help...

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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    When you clear the isles of Walmart because you are practicing a form while deciding what kind of cereal to buy.
    There is nothing so strong as gentleness, nothing so gentle as real strength.
    Unquestionably man has his will - but woman has her way! - Bruce Lee

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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    When the noise coming from hitting heavy bags lag bolted to the ceiling makes them think the house is collapsing.
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    Default Re: you know you're a kenpoist if

    ....If you wake your self up in the wee hours of the morning doing a blitz technique.
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