you know you're a kenpoist if

[madeku]

you tie your jacket around your waist, with the knot on the side your gender wears their belt lol

[Carol]

I think I've done that

[Miyu]

You know youre a kenpoist when you unintentionally do rhythmatic timing on wall corners...and you never can remember how much that HURTS

[NickName99]

Instead of handshakes, you warrior and scholar

[LngDrnkOfSilence]

Instead of handshakes, you warrior and scholar

[RDCParker]

You know you're a kenpoist if your boss catches you practicing Five Swords at your cubicle.

[sifuroy]

You and your son spar with each other walking down the street and your wife goes to the other side of the street because she don't want to be seen with you. This is true!!

I am most Respectfully,
sifuroy

[Devildogmrk]

You know you're a kenpoist if your boss catches you practicing Five Swords at your cubicle.

I have actually been caught doing 7 swords at my desk at work MANY times. It is good for a chuckle for my co-workers... :-)

[1point21Jigowatts]

i was cold-busted by an employee doing Protecting Fans on my way out of the men's room just this past week.

[NickName99]

I was standing around counting stock, And I was busted doing stance set.

The head cook thought I was practicing the waltz!

[kenpochrstn]

your stopped by a cop while practicing(the newly acquired) chinese broad sword in the parking lot of the local Giant Eagle!!!

[KenpoChanger]

You know you're a kenpoist if your boss catches you practicing Five Swords at your cubicle.

One of my bosses asked me why I was doing Karate in my car at a traffic light. They didn't believe it wasn't me.
Sean

[John Brewer]

You know your a kenpoist when your having trouble learning simple sign language because your fingers keep making a finger thrust.

[bujuts]

...you're at work and move amongst pieces of production equipment with front and rear cross overs, transitional concaves, neutral bows, push ups, step ups, twist stances, and buckles.

SB
UKF

[Martin Seck]

You are driving home from work and stop at the light thinking about extensions and bust out the hand portion of one while slamming your steering wheel ... and notice a van full of wide eyes kids looking at you.

Soccer Mom speeds away.

[John Brewer]

You are driving home from work and stop at the light thinking about extensions and bust out the hand portion of one while slamming your steering wheel ... and notice a van full of wide eyes kids looking at you.

Soccer Mom speeds away.

Your lucky here the soccer Mom's run you off the road!

[spiderboy]

You are practising your techs with PAMS and BAMS in the kitchen and your girlfriend runs downstairs in a panic 'cos she thinks someone has broken into the house and is beating you up.

My plea of "but babe check out my stability" probably didnt help...

[Arizona Angel]

When you clear the isles of Walmart because you are practicing a form while deciding what kind of cereal to buy.

[kenposearcher]

When the noise coming from hitting heavy bags lag bolted to the ceiling makes them think the house is collapsing.

[AstralProtector]

....If you wake your self up in the wee hours of the morning doing a blitz technique.