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    If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as
    sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney

    during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's
    credibility...

    Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

    A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the
    description of the offender, running several blocks away."

    Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"

    A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

    Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called
    offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"

    A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

    Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have
    a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"

    A: "Yes sir, we do!"

    Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"

    A: "Yes sir, I do."

    Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"

    A: "Yes sir."

    Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with
    your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share
    with these same officers?"

    A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and

    sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

    The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
    The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback"
    line -- and we think he'll win.
    A black belt covers 2" of your butt. Covering the rest is soley up to you

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    Classic!
    All difficult things have their origin in that which is easy, and great things in that which is small. - Lao Tzu


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    Roflmao!!!!

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    Classic.
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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    Classic!
    PARKER - HERMAN - SECK

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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