Silent but deadly...

[bdparsons]

An old lady visits her doctor with a sensitive issue.

"Doctor, " she says, " I'm having an issue with, well, to put it delicately, gas. It doesn't bother anybody I'm sure as it is always silent and never smells, but it is uncomfortable. In fact this has happened numerous times since I entered your office."

"That's ok dear.", The doctor replied, "Do me favor and take these pills and see me next week about this time.

The next week the lady returned to the docotr quite disturbed and embarassed. "Doctor!", she lamented, "I don't know what to do! While my issue is still silent I now stink to high heaven! What can I do?!?"

"Well," said the doctor kindly, "Now that we have your sinuses cleared up, let's work on your hearing."

[hemi]

Lmao :d

[NickName99]

I almost spit out my coffee. Nice one!

[jdinca]

I know her!

[Carol]

Bwaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

[tiktok86]

I know her!

Actually I believe you meant "him"...because we both work out with him!

[Rob Broad]

I liked it.

[jdinca]

Actually I believe you meant "him"...because we both work out with him!

The problem is that he can smell and hear just fine, he just doesn't care...

[Martin Seck]

An old lady visits her doctor with a sensitive issue.

"Doctor, " she says, " I'm having an issue with, well, to put it delicately, gas. It doesn't bother anybody I'm sure as it is always silent and never smells, but it is uncomfortable. In fact this has happened numerous times since I entered your office."

"That's ok dear.", The doctor replied, "Do me favor and take these pills and see me next week about this time.

The next week the lady returned to the docotr quite disturbed and embarassed. "Doctor!", she lamented, "I don't know what to do! While my issue is still silent I now stink to high heaven! What can I do?!?"

"Well," said the doctor kindly, "Now that we have your sinuses cleared up, let's work on your hearing."

Nice!!!