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    An old lady visits her doctor with a sensitive issue.

    "Doctor, " she says, " I'm having an issue with, well, to put it delicately, gas. It doesn't bother anybody I'm sure as it is always silent and never smells, but it is uncomfortable. In fact this has happened numerous times since I entered your office."

    "That's ok dear.", The doctor replied, "Do me favor and take these pills and see me next week about this time.

    The next week the lady returned to the docotr quite disturbed and embarassed. "Doctor!", she lamented, "I don't know what to do! While my issue is still silent I now stink to high heaven! What can I do?!?"

    "Well," said the doctor kindly, "Now that we have your sinuses cleared up, let's work on your hearing."
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    Lmao :d
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    I almost spit out my coffee. Nice one!

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    I know her!

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    Bwaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: Silent but deadly...

    Quote Originally Posted by jdinca View Post
    I know her!
    Actually I believe you meant "him"...because we both work out with him!
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    I liked it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiktok86 View Post
    Actually I believe you meant "him"...because we both work out with him!
    The problem is that he can smell and hear just fine, he just doesn't care...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdparsons View Post
    An old lady visits her doctor with a sensitive issue.

    "Doctor, " she says, " I'm having an issue with, well, to put it delicately, gas. It doesn't bother anybody I'm sure as it is always silent and never smells, but it is uncomfortable. In fact this has happened numerous times since I entered your office."

    "That's ok dear.", The doctor replied, "Do me favor and take these pills and see me next week about this time.

    The next week the lady returned to the docotr quite disturbed and embarassed. "Doctor!", she lamented, "I don't know what to do! While my issue is still silent I now stink to high heaven! What can I do?!?"

    "Well," said the doctor kindly, "Now that we have your sinuses cleared up, let's work on your hearing."
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