Satan

[Texas Kenpo]

Church was in full swing..... Pews were packed..
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started
screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a
frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had left the church except for one elderly gentleman who
sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?"
Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause e you profound, horrifying, AGONY for
all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
" Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid
of me?
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."

[Carol]

Dang. If the best that dude could do was Satan's sister....that doesn't say a helluva lot about him. ROFL!!

"There's such balance in nature..." - George Carlin

[hemi]

:d Rofl

[jdinca]

Reminds of of the Sam Kinisson bit about being offered the job of a tour guide in hell.

[Arizona Angel]

Good one.

[Celtic_Crippler]

Reminds of of the Sam Kinisson bit about being offered the job of a tour guide in hell.

...RAARRRRGGGGHH.....oh...you're not scared? What's that? You've been married? Oh...I guess none of this stuff scares you then...What's that? You've been married twice?!?! ....Want a job?

[NickName99]

Sam is the man!

I love that bit