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    Church was in full swing..... Pews were packed..
    Suddenly,
    Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started
    screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a
    frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
    Soon everyone had left the church except for one elderly gentleman who
    sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that
    God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
    So
    Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?
    The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

    "Aren't you afraid of me?"
    Satan asked.
    "Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
    "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked
    Satan.
    "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
    "Did you know that I could cause e you profound, horrifying, AGONY for
    all eternity?" persisted
    Satan.
    "Yep," was the calm reply.
    "And you're still not afraid?" asked
    Satan.
    " Nope," said the old man.
    More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid
    of me?
    The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."


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    Dang. If the best that dude could do was Satan's sister....that doesn't say a helluva lot about him. ROFL!!

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    :d Rofl
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    Reminds of of the Sam Kinisson bit about being offered the job of a tour guide in hell.

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    Good one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdinca View Post
    Reminds of of the Sam Kinisson bit about being offered the job of a tour guide in hell.

    ...RAARRRRGGGGHH.....oh...you're not scared? What's that? You've been married? Oh...I guess none of this stuff scares you then...What's that? You've been married twice?!?! ....Want a job?
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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    Sam is the man!

    I love that bit

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