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    Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of
    his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it
    saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days
    the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.
    He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It
    looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for
    sale $50." The next day someone stole it.

    Caution... They Walk Among Us!

    One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when
    someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the
    sky and said..."where???"

    They Walk among us!!

    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate
    agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want
    the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in
    the north?"
    When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,
    and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
    with that stuff."

    They Walk Among Us!!

    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
    One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
    center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a
    day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
    Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" .

    They Walk Among Us!!!

    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
    cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking
    about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore She drove
    down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because
    the car was moving".

    They Walk Among Us!!!!

    I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the
    half pound sirloin. She informed me they only had an 8 ounce sirloin.
    Not wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 8 ounce steak
    instead of the half-pounder.

    They walk among us!

    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to
    cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
    trunk...

    They Walk Among Us!!!!!

    My friends and I were on a Pepsi run and noticed that the
    cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
    The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....

    They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a
    nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't
    the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain
    that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter
    which way the head is turned

    They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I
    went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
    never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
    trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me," Has
    your plane arrived yet?"...

    They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
    small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
    would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
    before responding "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
    enough to eat 6 pieces.

    Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!


    Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also
    reproduce!!!!
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    There is a name for those special types of people.....Politicians
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    My friends wife asked him why we just don't bomb the black market. TWAU and breed
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    Default Re: They walk among us

    Quote Originally Posted by hemi View Post
    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
    small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
    would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
    before responding "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
    enough to eat 6 pieces.
    Gosh, I was believing tha these were true observations of someone. Alas, the last one is known to be a Yogi Berra "Yogi-ism"

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    I saw a kid in a fast food place being offered a food item. The kid says, "It's too big, I'll get full. If I break it in half, then I can eat both now and not be full."

    Huh?
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