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    Default Forgotten Anniversary

    Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
    anniversary.

    His wife was really angry and told him "Tomorrow
    morning, I expect to find a
    gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less
    then 6 seconds
    AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
    The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
    When his wife woke up she looked out the window and
    sure enough there was a
    box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to
    the driveway and brought the
    box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
    Ed has been missing since Friday.

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    ROFLMAO! I needed that.
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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