25 Signs You Are Canadian

[execkenpo]

25 Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian

1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba . It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada .

12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians.

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian and the C.E.O. of
Air Canada is American.

14. You know what a toque is.

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell " Saskatchewan ".

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada '.

23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"

25. You actually understand these jokes.

[Rob Broad]

I'll drink that!!

[NickName99]

Preach on Brother!

[Carol]

Hey, you hosers forgot my fave Canadian saying -

"Bachelor for Rent"

[Rob Broad]

Hey, you hosers forgot my fave Canadian saying -

"Bachelor for Rent"

But I think you like for reasons other than what it means

[parkerkarate]

does it count if you are 12% Canadian LOL?

[Rob Broad]

does it count if you are 12% Canadian LOL?

That means you get drunk from sniffing the caps from our beer.

[parkerkarate]

That explains alot lol....but I still havent found an actual beer that I like, they all taste really nasty. Anyways back to the subject at hand.


"O Canada........"

[Seabrook]

Mark,

Those were priceless, LOL.

[LngDrnkOfSilence]

Well, I'm only 2nd gen American... Grandma & Grandpa Goodwin were both Canadian... one from Nova Scotia... the other from further West (same Province)... so, I used to love talking with them both, eh?

One of my ancestors even sang one of the songs on "Songs of the Miramichi"... a documentary about Canadian folk songs...

BTW, Candian Tire RULES! The exchange rate was pretty good when I was up in Hamilton, ONT in Jan 06... so, I went NUTS at a CT store!

I can also remember having really great donuts somewhere... but the name escapes me at the moment...

Your Brother in the arts,

Andrew

[Celtic_Crippler]

Take off, eh!

I visited Canada quite a bit when I was in the USAF. Beutiful country, lot's of friendly folks, and some good beer. (It's an acquired taste PK.)

[LngDrnkOfSilence]

Take off, eh!

I visited Canada quite a bit when I was in the USAF. Beutiful country, lot's of friendly folks, and some good beer. (It's an acquired taste PK.)

Molson XXX... now THAT'S beer!

[Carol]

Molson XXX... now THAT'S beer!

Oh god I've tried those. They'll knock you to next week. We occasionally get Fin Du Monde smuggled down here as well being somewhat close to Quebec.

[kenpochrstn]

Okay please explain what all that stuff is. Especially the sports referenced one. How do you pronounce that? H-o-o-k-e-y-e,H-i-c-k-e-y,H-u-c-k-e-y??? Oh by the way. In Ohio we travel on highways, and freeways!

1stJohn1:9

[Arizona Angel]

Growing up in Michigan is about as close to being canadian as it gets, and I don't get half the jokes, but then again, I am blonde.