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    Default The Old Man

    I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, when I
    noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
    spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, and blue.

    The old man kept staring at him.

    The teenager was getting annoyed and when he finally had enough, he
    sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything
    wild in your life?"

    The old man didn't bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and
    had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son!"
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    LOL pretty good

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    PARKER - HERMAN - SECK

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    Rofl!!!
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    Default Re: The Old Man

    Classic.
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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    Damn that was funny.


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