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    A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he
    noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
    and asked, "Sir, what will you have to drink?"

    The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

    The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
    had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

    The man answered "Oh, about 164."

    The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
    interstellar space travel, the latest medical advances, etc. The man
    was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try a
    different tack. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
    and asked what he would have.

    "A martini please".

    Again it was superb. The robot again asked. "What is your IQ, sir?"

    This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100."

    The robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball
    scores, and what to expect the Colts to do while winning the Superbowl. The guy
    had to try it one more time. He left, returned, and took a stool.
    Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ, sir?"

    This time the man drawled out, "Uh, about 50."

    The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e
    y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"

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    Doh!!!! Lol!
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    Funny funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amylong View Post
    Funny funny.

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    It is funny ... but I am still going to vote for her.

    Don't know what that says about my IQ. LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by katsudo_karate View Post
    It is funny ... but I am still going to vote for her.

    Don't know what that says about my IQ. LOL.

    I donít know she is pretty hard on the military and strong on Gun Control. You canít try to remove guns from Rednecks we wonít have it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi View Post
    I donít know she is pretty hard on the military and strong on Gun Control. You canít try to remove guns from Rednecks we wonít have it.
    I don't think it's the rdnecks she's worried about. More likely the gang rats in the inner city, capping off 2-year olds.
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    Amendment II - Right to Bear Arms. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note
    A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

    This wont go away anytime soon. I own a gun but I am also responsible with it. I agree with Dave's comment.
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    Thanks, thats was funny. I needed that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by katsudo_karate View Post
    I own a gun but I am also responsible with it.
    A gun? ........just ONE .............Must not be from Texas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Kenpo View Post
    A gun? ........just ONE .............Must not be from Texas.
    S&W .38 j-frame snubby, para-ordnance .45 high-cap mag w/ Colt Commander slide, Springfield Armory 1898 30-40 kreg sport-modified, ...next purchase, a .270 magnum BAR...no accidents in precision shooting.

    And I ain't in Texas either
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Kenpo View Post
    A gun? ........just ONE .............Must not be from Texas.
    Well I used to have 3 but when my kids got older the ex-wife convinced me to get rid of them.

    Had a Glock Model 22 (.40 cal) with 2 15 round mags. A Egyptin Maddi 7.62 X 54 with a 30 round mag. and a Ruger P-89 9mm (which I still have).

    Have a real nice traditional longbow too. I like the shock value of an arrow in your torso (burgler) than a 9mm hole.

    However there is no sound like a shotgun cocking.

    My family is from the mid-west farm country so I am not gun shy
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    Still replacing, SKS (folding stock, 30round mag, scope,) AK47, Glock 17, Ted Williams 12 Ga, Mossberg 20Ga. Mossberg 590A1 12 Ga, Rem 270 with scope. And just because I want one a Russian Sniper (canít spell dragnauve or something like that) and if I can talk my wife into it a .50 Cal
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi View Post
    Still replacing, SKS (folding stock, 30round mag, scope,) AK47, Glock 17, Ted Williams 12 Ga, Mossberg 20Ga. Mossberg 590A1 12 Ga, Rem 270 with scope. And just because I want one a Russian Sniper (canít spell dragnauve or something like that) and if I can talk my wife into it a .50 Cal
    Dragonov. Nasty piece of crunchy goodness.
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    Now see we don't have those conversations up here I see no need for agun, but I guess when everyone and his brother own one maybe it makes sense. We have pretty strict gun laws, but it doesn't stop the gangbangers from 'capping 2yr olds'. I have number of friends who hunt, but those are the only people I knwo with guns and one of them hunts with a bow....much more sporting I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katsudo_karate View Post

    However there is no sound like a shotgun cocking.
    Amen to that. Buddy of mine in Chiro college was a BB under Al Reyes Jr. He was convincing some in-laws to get a shotgun; the hubby didn't get it. So he has them role play: You go out to the front door, and I'll stay in here with the Missus, pretending I'm you.

    Mr. Smith comes in the door and starts making noise in the living room. Dave works the magic of the slide, and says loudly, "You can have anything out there that you want. But of you come in here, I'm going to shoot you."

    They bought a 12 guage that day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Dave in da house View Post
    Amen to that. Buddy of mine in Chiro college was a BB under Al Reyes Jr. He was convincing some in-laws to get a shotgun; the hubby didn't get it. So he has them role play: You go out to the front door, and I'll stay in here with the Missus, pretending I'm you.

    Mr. Smith comes in the door and starts making noise in the living room. Dave works the magic of the slide, and says loudly, "You can have anything out there that you want. But of you come in here, I'm going to shoot you."

    They bought a 12 guage that day.
    Yup LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by katsudo_karate View Post
    It is funny ... but I am still going to vote for her.

    Don't know what that says about my IQ. LOL.
    She'll have to win the primary first.

    ....you guys got any room up there in Canada?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    She'll have to win the primary first.

    ....you guys got any room up there in Canada?
    Biggest country in the world by land mass, though most of it's frozen 80% of our population live within 100 miles of the border so it's a short trip home.

    You do know we have a big sign at ALL border crossings saying that Guns are not allowed right , other than that we are very welcoming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    She'll have to win the primary first.

    ....you guys got any room up there in Canada?
    C'mon ... Bill as the first Gentlemen ... that would put a smile on my face everyday. LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by execkenpo View Post
    Biggest country in the world by land mass, though most of it's frozen 80% of our population live within 100 miles of the border so it's a short trip home.

    You do know we have a big sign at ALL border crossings saying that Guns are not allowed right , other than that we are very welcoming.
    New law was passed I think today that to re-enter the country from canada, mexico or the islands you must have a US passport.
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