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    Default Redneck Pick-Up Lines

    1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.
    2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
    4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.
    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
    6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
    7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
    8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
    9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
    10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
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    Default Re: Redneck Pick-Up Lines

    I wouldn't be surprised to hear em
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    Default Re: Redneck Pick-Up Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by Miyu View Post
    I wouldn't be surprised to hear em
    Yes, the first one has brought me much success. LOL
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    Default Re: Redneck Pick-Up Lines

    That was just plain sick. Sick and and wrong. Yet suprisingly hilarious.







    No wait a minute it wasn't quite that funny.
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