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    Default Nursery Rhyme Madness!!!!

    I'm in a..... "mood"..... and thought this could be silly and fun.

    I'm going to start a "Nursery Rhyme" and allow the rest of you wonderful folks to continue to add to it. The idea is to get as outrageous with it as possible (without getting too carried away of course, remember the forum rules)
    For example: I start off with "There was an old women who lived in a shoe who had so many children......" and then you might reply " ...had so many children they rebelled and overthrew her authority in a coupe. But she didn't worry cause she had a nuke....." and then the next poster would contribute, etc, etc, etc....

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    Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow.........
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    (ROFL I had to bite my lip to be good)


    Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow.........

    She brushed and brushed and got the lamb ready for the show.

    She lost first place and left with haste
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    She lost first place and left with haste.....

    Because her lambs teeth were yellow and she needed tooth paste
    So she hopped in her porsche and hit the gas.............
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    so she hopped in her porsch and hit the gas............


    and headed to Vegas with wine in her glass................

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    All the while driving she knew she was an ass:

    How could i forget she must of asked !

    with the store on the left and the lamb in the back..............(your turn)







    p.s good idea on this thread

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    with the store on the left and the lamb in the back..........


    she braked for some camels and the lamb a six-pack..............

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    ..........she braked for some camels and the lamb a six-pack
    With a toothy white grin the lamb pulled out a snack,

    But the lamb would soon learn that burritos and beer do not mix.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    But the lamb would soon learn that burritos and beer do not mix.......
    For dear ol' Mary squealed and chanted a hex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ceicei View Post
    For dear ol' Mary squealed and chanted a hex
    ..That turned the lamb into an old lady that lived in a shoe
    with so many children she didn't know what to do......
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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