Nursery Rhyme Madness!!!!

[Celtic_Crippler]

I'm in a..... "mood"..... and thought this could be silly and fun.

I'm going to start a "Nursery Rhyme" and allow the rest of you wonderful folks to continue to add to it. The idea is to get as outrageous with it as possible (without getting too carried away of course, remember the forum rules)
For example: I start off with "There was an old women who lived in a shoe who had so many children......" and then you might reply " ...had so many children they rebelled and overthrew her authority in a coupe. But she didn't worry cause she had a nuke....." and then the next poster would contribute, etc, etc, etc....

Ready? Here goes....

Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow.........

[hemi]

(ROFL I had to bite my lip to be good)


Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow.........

She brushed and brushed and got the lamb ready for the show.

She lost first place and left with haste

[Celtic_Crippler]

She lost first place and left with haste.....

Because her lambs teeth were yellow and she needed tooth paste
So she hopped in her porsche and hit the gas.............

[Texas Kenpo]

so she hopped in her porsch and hit the gas............


and headed to Vegas with wine in her glass................

[unshackled-chi]

All the while driving she knew she was an ass:

How could i forget she must of asked !

with the store on the left and the lamb in the back..............(your turn)







p.s good idea on this thread

[Texas Kenpo]

with the store on the left and the lamb in the back..........


she braked for some camels and the lamb a six-pack..............

[Celtic_Crippler]

..........she braked for some camels and the lamb a six-pack
With a toothy white grin the lamb pulled out a snack,

But the lamb would soon learn that burritos and beer do not mix.......

[Ceicei]

But the lamb would soon learn that burritos and beer do not mix.......

For dear ol' Mary squealed and chanted a hex

[Celtic_Crippler]

For dear ol' Mary squealed and chanted a hex

..That turned the lamb into an old lady that lived in a shoe
with so many children she didn't know what to do......