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    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None. It should be opened when she brings it
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
    them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

    When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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    Why do men fart more than women?

    Because women can't shut up long enough to
    build up the required pressure.
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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    I married a Miss Right.

    I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
    a woman's sex drive by 90%.

    It's called a Wedding Cake.
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    Women will never be equal to men
    until they can
    walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
    gut, and still think they are sexy.
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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Default Re: Male Oriented Humor

    lol,
    Yours Truly
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    Default Re: Male Oriented Humor

    Uh....yeeeaaahh. You're single, right Rob?

    Yeah. Thought so. (If not, you will be soon.)

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