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    Default Beer turns men into women!

    Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

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    Stop it, you'll make me pee my pants.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Thats bad but funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madeku View Post
    Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
    I started with a 6-pack, and ended up with a keg. Now people are asking me what I'm gunna name it when it's born. Oh man... I'd better get to the bathroom before my water breaks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Lear View Post
    I started with a 6-pack, and ended up with a keg. Now people are asking me what I'm gunna name it when it's born. Oh man... I'd better get to the bathroom before my water breaks!

    Just remind them that if a famine comes you'll survive. So, a keg is not all that bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi View Post
    Wow welcome to the EM 10 most wanted hit listed. LOL your in good company I think I am 4th or 5th because of my remote
    Just you wait until Amy and Miyu shows up here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arizona Angel View Post
    Just you wait until Amy and Miyu shows up here!
    Do you think roses would help at all?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi View Post
    Do you think roses would help at all?
    At this time of the year? Are you kidding? You can do better than that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by madeku View Post
    No further testing is planned.
    This is because the test was a dismal failure. The conclusion was that men only turned into more obnoxious forms of themselves. The scratching, belching and general maleness increased to such a level that even the scientists had trouble being in the same room with them.

    They also got tired of cleaning up the snacks off the floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amylong View Post
    This is because the test was a dismal failure. The conclusion was that men only turned into more obnoxious forms of themselves. The scratching, belching and general maleness increased to such a level that even the scientists had trouble being in the same room with them.

    They also got tired of cleaning up the snacks off the floor.

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    Snacks on the floor? Don't they have a dog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crane557 View Post
    Snacks on the floor? Don't they have a dog?
    LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Lear View Post
    I started with a 6-pack, and ended up with a keg. Now people are asking me what I'm gunna name it when it's born. Oh man... I'd better get to the bathroom before my water breaks!
    When I get asked when is it due, I always say, "I am giving birth to a baby elephant and the truck is already working its way out, wanna see."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Broad View Post
    When I get asked when is it due, I always say, "I am giving birth to a baby elephant and the truck is already working its way out, wanna see."
    Are you referring to "prarie doggin'' ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    Are you referring to "prarie doggin'' ?
    No, I don't think that is what he meant. But I'm not gonna 'splain it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    Are you referring to "prarie doggin'' ?
    Wrong side of the body.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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