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    Default My private part died today....

    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

    "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."

    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

    Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

    But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."

    "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

    Well, he replied, "Today is The Viewing."
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    Default Re: My private part died today....

    thats funny, did you use karate references in the joke.. ie Tracy, wallace?

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    Default Re: My private part died today....

    Quote Originally Posted by NickName99 View Post
    thats funny, did you use karate references in the joke.. ie Tracy, wallace?
    Not on purpose, but you asking is funny in itself. LMAO. Gives new meaning to the nickname "Superfoot." ROFL.
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    Default Re: My private part died today....

    Nice one!

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    Default Re: My private part died today....

    Yuck! (but I did laugh).
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    Default Re: My private part died today....

    I like it.
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    Default Re: My private part died today....

    Thats even more funny for me. My wife is a nurse and works in a nursting home. I will have to share that one with her.

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    Default Re: My private part died today....

    I have friends that are CNAs. I will definitely have to share that.
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    My mother was a DON in long term care for over 20 years. She cried from laughing when I told her.
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