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    Well heres one for the Ladies Im sure yall will love this one.


    THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY August 20, 2006
    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?

    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
    Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
    --- Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
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    Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
    Class 5
    After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM
    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things
    --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
    And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
    Class 8
    Health Watch
    --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
    --- Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
    Class 11
    Learning to Live
    --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing.
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy
    --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven
    --- What It Is and How It Is Used
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, locations to be determine.
    Upon completion of any of the above courses,
    Diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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    LOL! I don't think I'd pass!
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    Default Re: Spring Classes For Men

    Yep definitely some advanced courses!

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    I don't know a single straight male who could pass such a course and I don't think I'd want to know one who could.

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