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    Default Why did the Chicken cross the road?

    To test his Chicken Fu


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    That's halrious! That chicken says, "oh, yeah? Go pick on someone your own size!"
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    mmmmm Fast food.
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    Don't mess with the chicken...unless ya want the beak!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi View Post
    To test his Chicken Fu
    I was hoping that it was to be on my plate for dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfarnsworth View Post
    I was hoping that it was to be on my plate for dinner.
    It's all about the food with you, isn't it? lol.

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    Thats one kung pow-bunch-ouch-bnag chicken!
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    Funny!, That s chickeninja is awesome

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    Too funny!
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    The Kenpo-chicken Rulz!
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    Run Forest Run!

    That is so funny.
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    That's awesome!

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