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    Each Friday night after work, Boudreaux would fire up his outdoor
    grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were
    Catholic.... And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat
    on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was
    causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally
    talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Boudreaux, and
    suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much
    study, Boudreaux attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy
    water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist,
    but now you are a Catholic." Boudreauxs' neighbors were greatly
    relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled
    venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by
    the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Boudrauxs' yard, clutching a
    rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
    There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
    carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a
    deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish
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    I love that one! I read a similar version in Reader's Digest when I was a kid

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    That's funny.
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    I just sent a copy of that to my aunt. (She is a nun) I can't wait to hear the response.
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    You'd almost have to be from E Texas or S Louisana to really apreciate that. Sounds like something Justin Wilson would tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thedan View Post
    You'd almost have to be from E Texas or S Louisana to really apreciate that. Sounds like something Justin Wilson would tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi View Post
    Ah I take it you’ve been to the pine woods of E, TX. My stonpin' grounds
    Southern by birth, Texan by grace, displaced by circumstances, related to a cajun by marriage- and, yes, definately been there.

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    ROFL. That one is going straight to my mom. LOL
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    Sounds french enough to make sense.
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