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    After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

    He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

    "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

    "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

    "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

    "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

    "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

    "That's me before the surgery."

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    Now that was funny!
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    Classic! I read this to someone on the phone tonight and had them rolling!
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    Quote Originally Posted by katsudo_karate View Post
    Classic! I read this to someone on the phone tonight and had them rolling!
    That cracked me up
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    Now that would get your attention. LOL
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    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. LOL!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikael151 View Post
    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. LOL!!
    I'm with you on that one. Can't really do much to take that one back. Ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikael151 View Post
    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. LOL!!
    Yeah...that turkey sandwich was way better the first time around....ugh
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    More Shugyo!

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