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The Picture On The Night Stand
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
LMAO
A black belt covers 2" of your butt. Covering the rest is soley up to you
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Now that was funny!
Quality outweighs quantity every time.
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Classic! I read this to someone on the phone tonight and had them rolling!
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That cracked me upOriginally Posted by katsudo_karate
A black belt covers 2" of your butt. Covering the rest is soley up to you
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Now that would get your attention. LOL
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. LOL!!
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I'm with you on that one. Can't really do much to take that one back. Ugh.
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Yeah...that turkey sandwich was way better the first time around....ugh
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More Shugyo!
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