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    Default Why Halloween is Better than Sex

    10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

    9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

    8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

    7. Less guilt the morning after.

    6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.

    5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

    4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

    3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

    2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

    1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
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    Nice LOL!
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    I likes.

    Plus you still get to get sticky
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    "Change is not necessary...Survival is not mandatory" - W. Edward Deming

    "When I hit....I hit the whole enchilada" - Master David Leung

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    Miyu,

    That was just too hilarious.
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    love #9
    A black belt covers 2" of your butt. Covering the rest is soley up to you

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    Hmmm...so how does one go about, starting a petiton to have Halloween occur weekly instead of annually?
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    Yanno, I keep trying to trick or treat at my house...always in a different costume...and yet, I never get any treats....or tricks for that matter :*(
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