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    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite

    fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    Arkansas, Arizona , Georgia , Kentucky , Michigan , Mississippi , Missouri ,

    Oklahoma, Tennessee , Texas and West Virginia boys will be dropped off

    into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :




    1. The season opened today.

    2. There is no limit.

    3. They taste just like chicken.

    4. They don 't like pickups, country music or Jesus.

    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 2004hemi View Post
    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite

    fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    Arkansas, Arizona , Georgia , Kentucky , Michigan , Mississippi , Missouri ,

    Oklahoma, Tennessee , Texas and West Virginia boys will be dropped off

    into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :




    1. The season opened today.

    2. There is no limit.

    3. They taste just like chicken.

    4. They don 't like pickups, country music or Jesus.

    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
    Friday? Didn't think it would take them that long. LOL!

    Nice one.
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    Its so true....esp that part about earnhardt lol
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    So that's what happened to Earnhardt! I knew it

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    RIP
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    Where do I sign up!
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    You forgot to mention about the beer.

    Most people in the muslim faith don't allow alcohol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by katsudo_karate View Post


    RIP

    Nice

    No big surprise here, I have a NASCAR room well now my Kenpo stuff is seriously encroaching on wall/floor space.

    And I have to say I was a big fan of Dale Sr. and still always want to see #8 win.
    King Richard will always be my favorite driver ole #43 back when he drove a Dodge and yes for a short time IT HAD A HEMI the 426/real hemi
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